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"Mr. Gio, I'll see you for that interview now" Miles plastered on the fakest damn grin he could muster as he invited the muscled stallion of a man into the quiet corner office. It was a scam, he'd hired the office out for the day for a measly hundred bucks and already this was the fourth man that had come about his ad in the paper 'Strong? Fit? Looking To Get Bigger? Come Try Miles Solutions, It'll Make You Large And In Charge, All You Have To Do Is Drink, 100$ For Your Time', of course, it was all been a lie, it was all just some set-up to get these muscled up jocks to try some filthy concocktion his friend had mixed together to make these hot men into the filthiest sluts imaginable, his dick had already been drained dry by three other men today and he still had a varies few men waiting for him, but judging by the newcomer stepping into his room, he doubt he'd have the stamina for the rest.

"First I want to make it aware I'll be videotaping this for future reference" he motioned over to the security camera mounted on the wall that was in reality just a cheap ass webcam linked to his laptop. "In Front of you is the formula, it's scientifically tested in labs with little to no side-effects whatsoever, it stimulates the muscles deep within the body and makes them grow at an almost rapid pace, the only effect you'll feel is a slight dizziness and a possible out of body experience. So if you'd please let us start our interview, drink the whole liquid in the glass and it should take maybe a couple of minutes at best to start to take effect" he smiled as the lies just came easily pouring out of his mouth as he slid out a piece of paper,

"Interview starting at two pm, first set of questions, Are you sexually active and if so how often? What is your sexual orientation and finally how would you rate your sexual prowess out of ten?".

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He'd finish his patrol for the night and had decided to pay a quick visit to his father's tent, knowing full well his pops was busy miles and miles away with helping setting up a new forward base. "Hey, dudes anyone home?" he sung out dispute knowing who the only occupant of the tent was, and low and behold sitting there dressed in the military fatigue still was Jenny the soon to be Mrs. Major if his dad had anything to do with.

"Oh Jenny... you're here... and all alone, it's so irresponsible for my dad to just leave you here" he faked concern as he walked over to sit beside her, a hand coming out to squeeze her thigh reassuringly, "Don't worry though, I can protect you, I can even help with those freezing cold nights when you don't have a body next to you to warm you up" he cocked his head and smugly grin, his legs spreading apart to show off his obvious bulge. He'd always noticed from the very first meeting with Jenny how she looked at him, it wasn't at all in a motherly fashion, but then again Jeremy never looked at her in a parental way either and he'd been damn well obvious in his advances towards her, the subtle shirtless jogs near her quarters, the late night shower visits to his dads tent ending up with him walking around with his towel hitched all to low and now finally with his father away for an extended period of time it was no better moment then to make the finally move or as he liked to call it, Code; Pound The Future Mrs Major.

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He threw open the door to the rundown old trailer and walked inside a dozen or so curses following him wherever he went. He was pissed, it'd been the third time he'd been busted picking on the nerdy fuck at school apparently it was deemed impolite to punch and kick these four-eyed fucks these days, so much so that he had been sent home on suspension and facing possible expulsion for his actions. It was silly of Max to expect any sort of punishment from the man he called a father once he was home, the man was always more of a friend than anything else, hell it was a surprise that he didn't receive a fucking high five the second he walked on in, but a quick walk to the bedroom showed why.

Dressed in just his tight underwear was his dearest father spread our eagle on the bed smoking one of Max's own joints, at least he was thankful he didn't walk in on his dad getting his cock wet with whatever slut he'd found at a nearby bar. "You fucking asshole, don't you have your own" he yelled and reached over to snatch joint from his father, "You know your son got suspended right, really taking after you ya dumb redneck" he scoffed as he took a big hit from the blunt before stripping down to his underwear and laying beside his father "you still seeing that tight fuck from the bar Boomer?" he asked curiously as he passed the blunt back and giving his father's pecs a soft squeeze "You know they let me fuck 'em bent over your car right after you had your shot, that ass was still tight when I rammed it, mustn't be packing too much pops if you can't make a bitch lose or even make them scream like I do"

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