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How do you feel about each other's families?

Eh, I haven't met Pole-Up-My-Ass Sr. yet, but the rest of the family is pretty nice. Definitely not as bad as Herms makes them out to be. -N

Well, I'll just say that I know where Newton gets all of his...quirks from. -H.G.

It's weird...

The only person I've had sex with is dead.

Seeing as how the holidays are quickly approaching, do either of you have any traditions you'd like to share?

*Heavy Breathing*

CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Sometimes...

You have to b an asshole to people who deserve to be assholed at!

Hey.

Let's make out through her seat hole.

I can't get my phone...

...unless I want a face full of cat ass.

And we'll never be broiled... (Broiled...)

Tell me what you want, what you really really want... I want the goddamn Parmesan, you piece of shit.

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That is ridiculously cute.

WHAT DO I DO!

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