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"Damn, I'm out of space again? What keeps taking up all the room in my bag, anyway?" *pulls out a Novigrad longsword*

*pulls out a Novigrad longsword*

*pulls out a Velen longsword*

*pulls out a Novigrad longsword*

*pulls out a

#the witcher #the witcher 3 #shitpost #relatable #losing my mind #cant do more than 3 contracts without having to empty out my bag at a vendor #and when I do it is absolutely NOTHING but longswords #and garbage in general #release me #minty is yapping

it's just me and my ability to always favorite the character that ends up dead or gone within hours of being introduced against the world

can't play Cult of the Lamb for more than twenty minutes before I get hit with some straight bullshit. like one minute I learn that Forneus was forced to sacrifice her two babies, and the next my entire following is running around butt booty naked.

#minty is yapping #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #shitpost #cotl #all i do on this game is cry #why do all the minor side characters have gut-wrenching lore #wailed in horror when I found out about Sozo I cant lie #all these little goobers make me lose my mind

Jin, chilling in an Iki hotspring: "man, these hallucinations are starting to get pretty crazy. wish I had some peace and quiet for a bit."

the hallucination in question: "haha omg literally just kys already loser"

Jin: >:[

#ghost of tsushima #GOT #jin sakai #shitpost #minty is yapping #if you know which interaction im talking about then you know #got absolutely DIABOLICAL whiplash #deadass just paused the game and stared at my screen completely gagged for a moment #just platinumed the game though so thats pretty cool #first platinum trophy ever actually #cool beans

you could say I'm up Heisen my berg rn. call me lord of metal the way I'm hard as steel.

#shitpost #minty is yapping #resident evil #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 village #karl heisenberg #this factory never ceases to scare the shit out of me somehow #on my ninth run. I think.#max out magnum. everything dead in one shot. optimal speedrun. life good

so, like, is there an actual valid reason for the entirety of Skellige being swarmed by harpies and sirens, or is it just purely to piss me off, or...?

#the witcher 3 #the witcher #shitpost #minty is yapping #cant travel more than 50 meters and then they're on my ass #poor roach has been through it tbh #i be maxing out the stamina bar and edging the fear level #very surprised that I haven't been kicked off #yet.

she Dime on my trescu till I Alcina

#resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 village #alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #minty is yapping #not even playing the game rn was just thinking of her #rip alcina dimetrescu you wouldve loved misandry #someone has definitely done this before

you're in her dms. I'm forcing myself to overcome the horrors by speedrunning RE7 and RE8 even though I've got the heartrate and fight or flight instincts of a rabbit. we are not the same.

#resident evil 7 #resident evil 8 #shitpost #real talk though both these games scared the shit out of me first playthrough #like damn this is a step up from the re4r labs #ouuuugh lady dimitrescu though #and karl heisenberg. MEEEOOOW #great time to be queer tbh #rest in peace ethan winters you wouldve loved the dad jokes side of facebook #and fuck you jack baker you pissed me clean off #minty is yapping

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