#miracle elixir

[rosexknight]

In case anyone was wondering where she got her name...

[sweeney-todd-art]

Miracle elixir

[rbdreams]

Snake oil salesman Adolfo Pirelli gets his comeuppance from Benjamin Barker AKA Sweeney Todd. GIFS from “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” (2007)

[naijamayor]

For Smokers: How to Make a Miracle Elixir to Clean Your Lungs

For Smokers: How to Make a Miracle Elixir to Clean Your Lungs

If you’ve been smoking for more than five years, you’ve so far certainly had bronchitis, which is characterized by specific coughing.

Normally it would be best to quit them forever, but if you can’t do that, we suggest to you to insert this food in your daily diet along with a recipe for a potion that’ll also help.

Garlic and Onion

You already know a lot of benefits of garlic and onions. They…

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[blarg-means-yes]

Okay, there's no way that the Homestuck community doesn't already know about this, but it's the first I've heard, so I think it's worth a post XD.

Faygo: why Michigan Homestucks are so damn awesome.

[wolvezlovettrul3]

Mrs Lovett Spam

[synergeticsyndrome]

Pirelli's Miracle Elixir

TOBIAS:

Ladies and gentlemen,

May I have your attention, perlease?

Do you wake every morning in shame and despair,

Discover your pillow is covered with hair?

What ought not to be there?

Well, ladies and gentlemen,

From now on you can waken at ease

You may never again have a worry or care,

I will show you a miracle, marvelous rare,

Gentlemen you are about to see something what rose from the dead,

On the top of my head!

'Twas Pirelli's Miracle Elixir,

That's what did the trick sir,

True, sir, true,

Was it quick, sir?

Did it in a tick, sir?

Just like an elixir ought to do.

How about a bottle mister?

Only costs a penny, guaranteed.

Does Pirelli's stimulate the growth, sir?

You can have my oath sir,

'Tis unique.

Rub a minute,

Stimulatin' i'n' it?

Soon you'll have to thin it once a week.

TODD: Pardon me ma'am what's that awful stench?

LOVETT: Are we standing near an open trench?

TODD: Must be standing near an open trench.

TOBIAS:

Try Pirelli's Miracle Elixir,

Anything what's slick, sir,

Soon sprouts curls,

Try Pirelli's,

When they see how thick, sir,

You can have your pick, sir, of the girls!

Want to buy a bottle missus?

TODD: What is this?

LOVETT: What is this?

TODD: Smells like piss.

LOVETT: Smells like - phew!

TODD: Looks like piss.

LOVETT: Wouldn't touch it if I was you, dear!

TODD: This is piss. Piss with ink.

TOBIAS: Let Pirelli's activate your roots, sir.

TODD: Keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through.

TOBIAS:

Yes, get Pirelli's!

Use a bottle of it!

Ladies seem to love it —

LOVETT: Flies do too.

[vrhoe]

so guys I just noticed itunes wants us to buy pirelli's miracle elixir