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Hey, I'm Andrew, I (very) intermettently post stuff. Be forewarned, I really don't produce any original content, and don't use this much, but I might reblog con photos and stuff every once in a blue moon.

[blarg-means-yes]

Well, it’s April 13th, 2020 and Michigan is under quarantine so I can’t leave the house.

Guess that means I’m Homes-

Ho-

Home-

Homestu-

Housetrapped. I’m Housetrapped.

[flamingopuuuunch]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[theweirdwideweb]

[a-rich-friendship]

[bonerfart]

How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer

Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”

Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007

They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it

When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page

[catastrofe]

when a meme has had enough

[trilllizard666]

when you’re done hiding the pain

[werewolf-cuddles]

guess YOU’LL die

[surprisebitch]

omg i cant believe this is actually true

[radha-the-introvert]

It’s Fitzgerald ye damn heathens

[theinfiknight]

No it’s Fortnite look it up. Abraham PUBG Lincoln will back me up on this one

[hungry-joe]

[surprisebitch]

F

[this-cryptid-does-not-exist-dea]

F

[ovarianeruption-deactivated2019]

F 

[seafoodmomma-deactivated2021121]

F

[virtual-villain]

F

[jimperbam]

F

[milleniumplant]

F

[klaiea]

fun fact!

the f in jfk was added later for respect

[biuebladesoftime-deactivated202]

F

[rhaya-rose-deactivated20190425]

F

[im-delirious]

F

[lavenderlady1999]

F

[corzev]

F

[glitchedforest]

F

[scp-963]

F

[a-tcos]

F

[miree-gojiss-deactivated2020112]

F

[judlenudle]

F

[official-konstanz]

F

[hoe-chi-mihn]

F

[rvexillology]

Minimalist Flag of Wales

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: Drawing a dragon is easy! First draw an S. Then a more different S. Close up the top for the mouth, then using consummate V’s, give him teeth and spines. Add a beefy arm for good measure and some smoke coming out of his nostrils.

[gunsandfireandshit]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[catchymemes]

[brucebocchi]

[superultrachicken]

2018 Pokemon memes:

2019 Pokemon memes:

What a drastic change.

Art by Scruffyturtles

[trynsave]

[trashboatdax]

This was undoubtedly the best one.

[lionpatriot13]

[kuueater]

Visit Original Link

GAME

[theoldness]

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

I can’t breathe it’s not even that funny

[lanternist]

Villain Deku AU except instead of stabbing people he’s a 911 operator