#miraclecactus

[projectnumbered]

Okay Sonic, remain calm. Try to act as nonthreatening and slow as possible but also don't stand still if you think he's going to attack! Just stick to dodging! Hopefully if you prove you're not a threat he'll calm down enough to get answers.

[projectnumbered]

Yeah, uh, now might be a good time to run from the probably-psycho lifeform—