Horatio: So. Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Josh: ... I did. I broke it.
Horatio: No. No you didn't. Wrench?
Wrench: Don't look at me. Look at T-Bone.
T-Bone: What?! I didn't break it!
Wrench: Oh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
T-Bone: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Wrench: Suspicious.
T-Bone: No it's not!
Marcus: If it matters, probably not, but Sitara was the last one to use it.
Sitara: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Marcus: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee maker earlier?
Sitara: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Marcus!
Josh: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Horatio.
Horatio: No! Who broke it?!
Wrench: Horatio... Miranda has been awfully quiet.
Miranda: REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Horatio: [in other room] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little too chummy around.
