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[jbt7493]

im such a guy who is a sort of a creature

[guerrillatech]

[ordinarysparkplug]

telling a vampire "youre not allowed in my house anymore" and they get blasted out through the nearest wall

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[helenvaughans]

[teaboot]

"Oh yeah, we have an outdoor Corgi, he just gets so bored cooped up inside all day. He knows to stay off the road. Don't worry, he's way too smart for coyotes and the neighbor's know to look out when they drive past."

"Us? Oh, of *course* our Dachshund sleeps inside- we just let him out in the morning and make sure he comes back for dinner. He just does his own thing, no worries."

"Um, you know it's not humane to keep a chihuahua confined to an apartment? They're dogs, they're natural predators. They need to experience hunting behaviors or they get depressed. No we don't leash ours, he absolutely hates it, we just let him come and go whenever."

Yall get how fucking stupid that sounds, right? So stop letting your goddamn cats get eaten and attacked and infected and hit by cars

A toddler would probably love full unattended access to the neighborhood too, but we don't do that either, do we

It's 2026, "keep your damn pet in a house or in your view" should not be controversial

[angel-stars]

I had to go on a hunt for this but it was worth it. 100% agree

[knownqueerbaiter]

my most wild and fanciful dream is that customers will learn to read

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[itscoldinwonderland]

People think psychosis is just auditory and maybe visual hallucinations. But it's also smell hallucinations, and touch hallucinations, and sensing presences that aren't there, and it's also believing things that don't make sense, and it's believing the universe is talking to you, it's thinking the guy on the radio is talking to you, it's being paranoid about loved ones, it's thinking everyone hates you, it's having thoughts that don't make sense, and it's hearing voices in your head that aren't yours , and it's not making sense when you talk, and it's going nonverbal, and it's being frozen in place.

[schlorb]

joy and peace pierce suddenly out of the constant horror in such weird ways but hey im glad to see them

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Official joy and whimsy post

[1dietcokeinacan]

'Apocalypse Early Warning System' tracks billionaire jet exodus

An 'Apocalypse Warning System' monitors more than 31,000 private and business aircraft for signs that the world's wealthiest people are flee

This is pretty brilliant tbh

[spitblaze]

I'm gonna get phthaloplasty. Oh yeah my shit's all gonna be a serene sea green, or perhaps a tidal blue

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[snowlotion]

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this