#miroah

[melissarthomson]

Uuuugh I hate them!!

Computer make them gayer

[mxtextface]

"Can't two people just be friends??" Not on my watch. Historians have been calling people close friends for centuries when they clearly had something more than that. Only fair that we ship every healthy friendship on sight.

[atoqkynesisss]

I finally got him fucking pregnant yall

Biology and common sense had left the chat

[suzieloveships]

Average female teratophiliac story: I'm an outcast of a sociality but I found love and understanding in an "Other" while simultaneously bringing love and peace into their sad, lonely life. I finally feel like I'm where I should be, happy at home, no longer alone

Average male teratophiliac story: my life has been turned upside down and is slowly falling apart and not only I have to deal with that, I'm also force into a close proximity with this Freak™️ who is really testing me and my patience but, somehow, against my better judgement, I'm slowly catching feelings for them

Like, at the end of the day, both boil down to "I want someone who will love me, all of me, inclueding my flaws", I just think that the drastic difference is very funny

Also I haven't seen a single episode of Campfire cooking in another world but I been told those two act a lot like a married couple, and based on few clips I seen I have to agree with that, please don't yell at me if I misunderstood the whole thing, I needed an even number of examples

[craiingkai]

they make me sick and I miss them :(

[elevensang]

[raileurta]

This planet is so f#cking weird

I'm just thinking about this idea I had where universes like Fnaf, musicals, Undertale, Not my neighbor, Marvel, Creepypasta, general apocalypses, etc, all exist at the same time on earth. However they tend to mostly cancel each other out and getting rid of the worst of it, but still leaving behind tons of random bs behind.

Transformers then come across Earth and are like wtf is going on here. Humans don't really care about their war or whatever, this is just an average Tuesday to them. "Oh another alien species wants to destroy us? Yeah get in line buddy."

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Optimus: We are-

Sam: Your aliens giant robots and we have something you want yada yada. If you're trying to enslave us, please just talk to the overlord department or something.

Mikaela: I was wondering when I was finally going to meet an alien myself.

Autobots: ???

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Optimus: *Explaining the lore ™️*

*The kids unimpressed*

Ratchet: *Weird but okay*

Ratchet: With all do respect Optimus we can't have humans here. They would go squish under our pedals.

Miko: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Ratchet: Wh-

Raf: I mean even if we did die we can just have someone bury us in the haunted pet cemetery.

Jack: Nah the pet cemetery was destroyed few days ago by a sharknado. We probably have to go with the Frankenstein method.

Miko: But that's booooooring.

Jack: Hey it's a classic!

Ratchet: *Confused ambulance noises*

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*Did research on the life forms of earth*

Ratchet traumatized for life: What the in the absolute pits is wrong with your planet?!?

Miko: Do you want that in chronological or alphabetical order?

Ratchet: ......

Ratchet giving up: Chronological.

Miko: Okay so it all started with this guy named Unicr-

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Noah: Sorry I can't come into the garage today. One of my cousins souls got trapped in a cat's body that turned out to be the pet of some omega demon mobster. So now to free him we gotta crash a wedding of a prince alpha merman to get the two together.

Mirage: I hate that I can't tell if you're joking or not.

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[tukumitubaki]

🚙NOAHHHHHH！！！！！MY BOY！！！！！❤️(draw at 23/5)