sandwich recipe for when you wake up hungry in the middle of the night and you dont want to wake ameridan up because you're very nice and considerate and also you can make your own food actually:
bread, sliced really well and almost straight see they can use a knife
another piece of bread, treat yourself
assorted nuts and berries
vegetables from the pantry. doesn't matter which but some are nice and crunchy when raw
cheese i guess idk
its too dry now so you need something to make it a bit wet, it doesn't matter what. leftover soup, cream cheese, whatever sauce, or in a pinch just open the window and hold it out for a bit if its raining
don't tell ameridan this but if you take some of the sand from your pockets and sprinkle it on it will crackle really nicely between your teeth, but not too much because it doesn't actually taste good and it's probably not good for you
bread again, don't cut your finger, he will Know
open inbox always accepting :sob:
ameridan has a pretty steady morning routine. he wakes, he does some light exercises, he prays. he makes some tea and enjoys a light snack while he prepares a proper meal for himself and any guests he may be blessed with. this morning is not different, except...
“mirthrenan, hast thou been in the cold box lately?”
“.......................... no.”
“mm. well, it's only that i had a flank cut of druffalo in there, and i was wondering if thou hadst seen it.”
“....... i ate it. on a sandwich. it was very good.”
with a skeptical glance at the hearth, to confirm everything was as he had left it, no pans moved, ameridan said with despair: “lethallen, it was raw!”















