#mirthfool-messiah

[horses-dni]

Volcanoes so fine they be givin' us Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

What the fuck justus

[tsyuna]

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Following: No, Sorry | Yes | +follow | FOREVER

thank you for asking♡♡

no more por favor ><

[a-study-in-timey-wimey]

Would you prefer I take you on a date to get a cup of coffee/tea, or to get some pizza?

Hmmm…. about a month ago I’d say pizza but I have started drinking coffee recently….. Both is my answer.

[a-study-in-timey-wimey]

Chocolate or Vanilla?

Vanilla!

[horses-dni]

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions of the person who tagged you.

Rule 3: Then write 11 new ones; tag 11 people.

Rule 4: Let them know you tagged them.

Hey Justus

1. What is your name?

STORMAGEDDON DARK LORD OF ALL

okay its jake

2. What is your quest?

fuck the holy grail, i'm hungry i quest for food

3. What is your favourite colour?

forest green (nice use of U's)

4. What kind of underwear are you wearing? (Tee hee)

uh. blue.

5. Where would you like to go if you could go anywhere free of charge?

right now, i'd give anything to go to memphis.

6. Who is your big crush? (I know it’s me, don’t lie.)

how'd you know. its you justus :P

7. What would you do for a Klondike bar?

murder

8. Given the chance to claim ultimate power over the realm of Earth, would you?

Maybe. i dont know.

9. Share a secret.

I actually do have ultimate power over the realm of earth already sorry guys. That and my caps lock key is messed up right now. it says caps lock is on but its typing normally.

10. Who would you pit me up against in a fight I would most definitely win?

Jesus kid. Yes. and it will be glorious

11. Can I taste your vanilla?

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN. NO YOU CAN'T HAVE MY ICECREAM.

I'm actually going to forgo the whole new-question-tag-people thing because i'm a lazy fuck. at least i answered them. you're welcome Justus :P

[a-study-in-timey-wimey]

me/you (I had to. Ehehe.0

Of course ;) lol

Send me a ship

[a-study-in-timey-wimey]

Loki/Loki

YESSSSS.

Send me a ship

[24ozsteak]

STORY BOOK ENDINGS ARE FOR NOOBS. WE ONLY AIM FOR THE BEST HERE. (in response to the lovely anon. <3)

YEEEAAAAAA