#mischa post

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Guys...me and my sis had to leave the site for a while cause we had to lay low. I come back and there's more blogs about my father's genetalia...

Fucking hell what is going on here x.x

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Today's the day guys...I'm so goddamn screwed...I've done my best to prepare Charlie for the insanity but...

And ive had to remind the dads to be on their best behavior. But we all know it's a coin flip on whether or not they listen...

And cue Tavi making sure everything's nice and spotless, the little frikkin neat freak...

Fuck my life for real x.x

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"Oh god...the alternate papas are fighting again..."

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Family game night...

Alright so since we're taking the weekend off to go fishing with Will...we're having our family game night tonight. Oooh fun...

First off the bets:

1. If will wins again, papa has to help us with taco stuff on Tuesday.

2. If papa wins, I gotta bring Charlie over...fml

3. If Tavi wins, she gets some make up stuff she wants.

4. If I win, they have to shut up about Charlie for a month.

Now for the decks...

1. Will- got his wolf/canine deck back...that's gonna be a bitch to beat...

2. Papa- got the blue and white deck that Tavi used last week...shit.

3. Tavi- got a red and green deck that hasn't been used yet. Interesting...

4. Me- got a red minotaur deck...I'm so fucked...

And to start its me against Will. I already know I'm getting creamed....

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Dinner at the Lecter-Graham's...

(Peacefully eating something nice Hannibal cooked up since its not taco tuesday)

Hannibal: Mischa...

Mischa: yes papa?

Hannibal: we agreed you were gonna bring Charlie over for dinner...

Mischa: (raises brow) why? So you can silently judge and subtly insult him the whole time?

Will: I mean...we don't have to be subtle if you don't want us to...

Octavia: dad!

Will: what? I dont necessarily have to be subtle in my insults if I don't wanna be...

Hannibal: we should play good cop, bad cop.

Mischa: absolutely not!

Octavia: oooo can I be the police dog then?! ^-^

Mischa: Tavi do NOT encourage them!

Will: oh I think it'd be fun...

Mischa: (sinks into chair, wishing she'd just die already...) just one...one normal dinner please....

Sorry Mischa...not in this house...

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Tavi: (attempting to make friends with all the versions of hannibal and will across the HEU) *grabs hand* you're my dad now, we're having soft tacos later! ^-^

Mischa: christ on a stick this girl has no survival instinct...what the fuck x.x

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I'm still battling a cold and now Octavia has somehow messed up her foot...this week's gonna be absolutely amazing.../s...

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Well that was...something...

My family's reactions to Charlie basically went as follows.

Tavi: as to be expected was super cheery and happy to see him. They're in the same theatre period, so they had plenty to talk about. He was courteous of course.

Will: continuously asked questions, was rather engaging, surprisingly enough. Played the role of caring dad well enough. I did catch him glare a little every so often. I wanted to kick him under the table a couple of times but I sit too far from him. But yeah he treated it like a damn job interview.

Papa: oh man...I've seen papa be cold towards people before but holy shit...I could tell he wasn't happy about this. Thought his jokes were stupid, didn't outright say it but I could tell. He wasn't vicious or anything, just...coldly polite. I think he was trying to intimidate Charlie, but what's a cold glare to a golden retriever of a guy? Exactly. Will definitely kicked him under the table a few times.

Charlie: was sweet as can be, he got me roses and some dark chocolate, which he knows I love. He adored talking with my family and he loves the dogs! Did try to engage papa but was respectful and knew when to back off. I like his puns and dad jokes. They're fun to me. Or I'm just easily amused, one of the two.

For dinner, we had a whole seafood spread, which is great cause Charlie's from Massachusetts and goes up to Cape Cod for the summers. He wants to learn how to surf someday, and he wants to be a marine biologist, which is something Papa actually approved of. His mom owns a bakery and Café he helps out with on the weekends, so he can make his own chocolates, which he actually did so for me. Another good mark at least in Wills book!

No eating or threats to be eaten. Papa was tempted but Will I guess convinced him not to.

So...not bad I guess....