#miscincorrectqs

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bill: hey guys, i think richie might like eddie!

stan, after a solid 5 seconds of silence: thank you for that ground-breaking revelation, bill. i don’t know what we’d do without you.

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gruncle stan, teaching dipper how to drive: okay, you’re driving, and mabel and pacifica walk into the road. quick, what do you hit?

dipper: oh, definitely pacifica. i would never hurt mabel.

gruncle stan, massaging his temples: the brakes, dipper. you hit the brakes.

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raven: you know what? i’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you.

gar: earth is not a planet.

raven: — how the FUCK is earth not a planet?

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grantaire: i wish we all had infinity dollars.

enjolras: that'd wreck the economy.

grantaire: i just-

enjolras: go to your room until you understand inflation.

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nomi: do you take constructive criticism?

lito: not without crying

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mabel, standing in front of a board with the word “dying” on it and a piece of paper taped to it: there’s only one thing worse than dying

mabel: [yanks away the paper to reveal “pacifica” so that it says “pacifica dying”]

dipper, completely deadpan: pacifica

mabel: no

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ari: what’s your biggest fear?

dante: i’m arachnophobic

ari, under his breath: you don’t want spiders to get married?

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kieren: so, how’s the prettiest person in the world doing?

amy, barely sparing kieren a glance:

amy: i don’t know. how are you?

kieren:

kieren, voice cracking: i’m fine