#miscommunication galore

[afterthesnowmelts]

how to lose a till in 10 days

i was rewatching the movie and just thought it would be funny seeing ivan do increasingly insane “clingy boyfriend” things to try to make till run away from him but till isn’t gonna lose the bet and keeps coming back to ivan 🙂‍↕️

[cyrwrites]

Too Much To Do And Not Enough Danny

Unless...?

The solution was clones! Of course it was! Duplication was a gift from the gods, and Danny Fenton was now a very happy camper.

Need to fight your local nemesis? No problem, just split yourself like an ameba and tell your other self to take care of it while you desperately try to catch up with your studies.

Your parents want you dead? Oh, no. They don't want Danny Fenton dead! They just want to obliterate Phantom! Surely, giving them a decoy to shoot at would distract them for enough time for them to forget about Danny setting off the newest anti-ghost alarm.

Another decoy serves Danny well as he runs away from home - from the combined powers of the GIW and his mad parents - and his rogues - and Sam after Danny broke up with her and she went absolutely apeshit-

And so on, and so on.

Danny even got into the habit of splitting himself in Gotham! Everyone in the US knows that rent was dirt cheap in this city, and he'd managed to get several jobs under his belt. No one here bats an eye when there's too many Danny’s because they already have a surplus of blue-eyed, black-haired children!

At this rate, he may actually afford a better place for himself and not a literal hole in the wall of a dilapidated building, so hurray for hopeful endings!

... And this is all good and well. But! What Danny doesn't know is that many of his decoy clones were never actually killed (just lightly stabbed, electrocuted, sliced in half, liquefied, trapped inside literal nightmares for a whole year, etc) and are still around. They definitely had a grudge against the original, and also... They... may have been accidentally adopted? Separatedly? By one Wayne or the other? As they followed their original into Gotham?

How does that work? How does seeking revenge turn into a parody of a family comedy? The clones are confused.

In an astounding turn of events, Red Hood may be the exception to the adoption contagion, since the clone he'd grabbed had managed to kill the Joker by accident and the clone was now in the process of being serenaded by the big, bad crime lord.

(The Red Hood was an excellent cook. This one may be the clone that got the jackpot.)

[skyborneveggie]

I missed my follow-up interview because it was in a different time zone

I am very mad

I had messaged the recruiter as to why the zoom link email said 3 pm, and her personal email asking for confirmation said 12pm, & asked for clarification. And she said ''oops my bad, I'll resend the zoom email with the correct time on it". And then resent the exact same zoom email.

Which implied to me, that her personal email was the incorrect one.

When in fact both times were correct. Because of the time difference. She did not bother to mention this.

I know I should have noticed that the email said "EDT" on it, and not assumed it was my time zone just because the screening interview was.

However. I feel that the recruiter is also somewhat at fault, for responding to my request for clarification with a distinct lack of it.

[reyhospacebitch]

My new story is now up! Much Ado About Casting: Chapter 1

Summary: Despite never having any intention of being an actress, Rey’s life gets turned upside down when she does her friend Rose - the creator, showrunner and lead actress on a television show - a favor. She assumed taking a small role on Rose’s show (aptly named Women) would be a one day job. Oh, how she was wrong. She quickly ends up working adjacent Rose, her best friend Finn and the whole cast - Maziah Kanata, Kaydel Connix, Armitage Hux and Benjamin Solo - and somehow holds her own. But complications arise when Rose takes her aside and tells her of her new plot: Her character, Kira, knew Solo’s character and, in fact, had a complicated and tumultuous romantic relationship with him. 

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@emmaleewhittaker I’m starting a new fic babe :D

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[waitineedaname]

AU where isak and sana are coworkers and sana is secretive about her outside life but isak has managed to deduce that she has a boyfriend and then he spots this really cute tall guy chatting with her and she seems really relaxed and long story short isak thinks Even is her boyfriend and he's like. Dying bc damn this is the cutest man I've ever seen but also I'm not gonna hit on sana's boyfriend

Meanwhile Even is like holy shit that's a Very Hot Boy and he keeps going to sana for advice on how to get with him but he keeps avoiding him for some reason and he doesn't know what he did??

Long story short, Even finally makes a move on him and Isak is like,, wait no sorry you're really cute but I'm not going to hook up with you when you're dating sana and Even is like,, wait what