scerek please? :D
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
Derek. What the hell, Derek?
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
Derek. Use your head, Derek, not your penis.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
Scott. They have a total humiliation thing going on and Derek's on the receiving end.
who breaks the most phones
Scott. Sometimes Derek has to be taught the hard way.
who dies first
Scott. He keeps Derek safe.
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant
Scott. But Derek keeps him fed just the same.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
Derek. He thinks he's good at taking direction.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
Derek. The taking direction thing biting him in the ass.
who uses the computer most
Scott. Derek has to earn it.
