#misfortune's keep

[where-are-the-ninja-today]

Ninja sighting, i was on my way to walk myself, when i saw Lightning Ninja try and do a tripple backflip

I mean, he did backfliped three times in the air (and it did look real cool), but he mis-landed on the fire and earth ninjas, and he just litteraly didn't move untill they rolled him off of themselfs (i think he just decided to give up for a few minutes, which, honestly, valid, i wouldda too)

(Also, about the MK and DB, i don't think it was out of disfavor that Misfortue's Keep was named that way, it was a newer, more advanced ship. I think it was named that way for the cool/scary factor. Like, imagine how intimidating it would be, back in days when people belived that names had real power, to be forcibly taken, by ruthless pirates, to a place that holds so much misfortune, that it might have been named after it)

- 🍄 anon

dang this guy cannot stop taking Ls 😬 thank you for your service though 🫡

and also fair point, that name is metal as fuck

[wanderingmind867]

I want to know how Nadakhan met his crew. We have a Djinn, a serpentine, a human (two humans, if we remember delara), a monkey, and then whatever the hell Doubloon and Dogshank are.

Oh. Well, looking on wikis just annoyed me. You mean half these people were cursed by Nadakhan? Nope. I don't buy it. Nadakhan seems to actually like his crew at the beginning of the season, and I like that. Besides, I want to imagine a whole realm of two faced people like Doubloon. Tell me that wouldn't be cool! This weird crew could have been foreshadowing for future seasons and future realms. But no, apparently that's too much. I'm rather disappointed now.

[grimbeak]

((Pirate Jay AU)) Because I have nothing else to do, here’s a list of people that Jay has decided are his parents/they have decided that they were his parents/they were technically his parents already: 

*Libber (though Jay doesn’t like to talk about her)

*Garmadon

*Misako

*Wu

*Basically all the ninja (except for Cole, who he’s dating(and Lloyd, who’s like an younger brother to him(and except for Zane, who Jay refuses to accept. Long story.))). So basically just Kai and Nya.

*Ronin (long story)

*Dareth, probably at least once

*Ed and Edna (well... both Jay and Lloyd. The Road Trip Incident.) 

*Acronix and Borg (long story as well)

*The entirety of the Misfortune’s Keep crew (except for Nadakhan the pedophile) 

*Like a lot of ghosts

*Probably some serpentine as well

*Honestly Jay’s requirement for getting a new parent is being allowed to stay in their house for 24 hours and then he just goes ‘yeah i live here now’ 

*Probably Captain Soto at least once 

*Scott (although that was more of a big brother figure) 

*And, if he had been allowed out of the Cursed Realm earlier, probably a lot more. 

[sevenstevearmy]

The other day there were many upset that the Ninjago fandom was splitting again. All of a sudden all of the Ninjago posts on my feed are alternative ship wars ex) destiny’s bounty vs misfortunes keep, ronin’s airship, and whip wars… did we all lose our minds or is this what mature feels like?

[where-are-the-ninja-today]

Oh, also forgot to say in the ask before, nah, not just a skull, THE ENTIRE GUY, just tied to the wall above the entrance to the insides of the ship. Like, that's so cruel, bro had to hang there and just do NOTHING (exept for yapping) for CENTURIES. (And they took away poor lad's leg bones, AND DIND'T GIVE HIM ANY CLOTHES WTF :[ )

Also, yes. If Dogshank is a given name, someone should've revoked those ppls parental rights. If it's a chosen name, that's SO metal

- 🍄 anon

HOLY FSM THATS CRAZY THEY JUST PUT A WHOLE ASS SENTIENT GUY ON THERE

If I ever get a pet I'm naming it dogshank purely for the metalness of it

[where-are-the-ninja-today]

Depending on where the Hiker Anon was, i now realise, i might have passed by there in my two days alibi hike. Wonder if accidentaly passed by those time guys. That would be so ridiculous, if the piece of Zane's gi that turned out to not be a piece of gi, was some sort of hankerchief or a yet-to-be-used hole-patch one of the time villain dudes lost.

Also, i found some new things in Borg's HSaSR archives!

1. turns out Misfortune's Keep and Destiny's Bounty are sisters, both ships made by the same guy (who for some reason remained unnamed), that's why they are called the same thing. It wasn't toxic yaoi agreement to match boat names </3

2. Misfortune's keep used to have a skull-kin as a figure-head, before it got destroyed. Wonder where they went, and if they could be an information source?..

3. One of the crewmates on Misfortune's keep was a lady named Dogshank, and from what depiction was available, she was a being never seen before (litteraly, it's alleged that she used to be human before she got turned into a being that haven't ever existed before, and so far has not yet evolved naturaly). I am curious if she was just always called Dogshank (who the hell would name a newborn child "Dogshank"...), or if it's a chosen name?

- 🍄 anon (who just found out he can do formating in asks, and will now be fiddling with implimenting it where it fits)

ooh interesting

oh... they were sister ships... that makes things really awkward 😬 also whoever built them must have definitely had a favourite

so they just kept the skull of some random guy on their ship? damn 😐 skulkin are like sentient too though image how fucked up that is

YEAHHHH BUFF LADY 🗣️🔥‼️dogshank is kinda fucked up if that's what her parents named her but as a chosen name that goes HARD