they call me apollo the way i be ballin

median system|he/vey/it|ao3s are Grimbeak and CowboyJim|Proshippers welcome|plurality asks welcome (please)|Social anxiety but please talk to me|“Do the wincest stories, like, all start with them finding out they're adopted? Do you know what I mean? Do they like— is there any pretext that—?” -Will Campos, 2024

[remindertoclick]

Hi everyone! Here's your Daily Reminder to Click for Palestine!

And if you can spare a dollar, donate to ANERA!

[grimbeak]

funny as fuck to use a talking bird as evidence in court bc like it makes logical sense, like it can be a huge move to have something that can literally quote the victim of the crime even if it can't legally testify, but also i know that if i were to kill someone and the only reason i didnt get away with it was because their fucking pet thats older than them happened to be a room away from the scene of the crime id be so fucking pissed. wdym i fucked up by not taking care of their bird named mr. pringles. are you fucking kidding me.

[mymarifae]

hiiiii soooooo as you guys may know, alu got hit by a car last month. he was miraculously okay but he did break one of his teeth, and it turns out he needs it removed 🥲 he's in more pain every day and it's starting to affect his ability to eat so it can't wait. and it's a little much for me to cover on my own right now, since school is out and my summer job search is going slow :(

if anyone can spare a few dollars to help me pay for the appointment (the vet gave me a rough estimate of about $500 but that wasn't including the meds they'll surely tack on...), i would really appreciate it 🥲 pls share this post too if you can ;; i hate seeing my baby uncomfortable and in pain, and waiting too long risks infection

here's my ko-fi !!!!! anything helps, thank you so so so much

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[grimbeak]

how to get a song lyric tattoo without it looking lame as fuck

[miiilowo]

save me mutuals I arbitrarily decided were cool. Save me

[miiilowo]

they don't know who they are but I do. Save me

[grimbeak]

i keep playing chicken with my period and losing lmao

[hagiomoto]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[spiny-ant]

My favorite thing about bugs is there will always be one you've never seen before

[chips1977]

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

[chips1977]

sorry

[mmelete]

Has this been done before? 😅

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[ezekiel13]

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[zephyrusphi]

pride month. pharohs curse got me

[oldhollywoodniall]

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[scrillpy]

not sure what to put as the caption but. yeah!!!!

[fivetrench]

Here’s my take on this.

Intersex bodies do not need correcting, intersex bodies are not unnatural. Intersex people deserve autonomy.

Stop nonconsensual intersex surgeries.