#misguidedgalahad

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Plus one- Worth and Conrad go to a wedding

Worth's idea of getting dressed up generally meant putting on underpants. 

Conrad was talking about ties and suits and dress shoes and all kinds of nonsense that basically went in one of Worth's ears and out the other, and finally the vampire gave up and just resorted to getting himself ready. Hanna (of the werewolf variety) was getting married today, and Conrad was Worth's "plus one". 

Worth was quick to insist it was because "plus one meant more fun" and gesture crudely to his dick, but Conrad knew better by now. And it was the idea of being thought of a plus one, of showing up with Worth at all, like they were a couple or something, like it was serious or something, that made him initially say no. Hanna was a friend, somewhat, but he wouldn't be seen as Worth's date or something. A mouth against his throat and a gently rubbing knee between his legs made him gradually change his mind though. 

When Worth finally deemed himself "ready", it was an outfit that consisted of the leather jacket with fur that he'd gotten for christmas, and a pair of pants that didn't have any blood on them. Conrad looked much more traditionally nicer, and insisted they leave before he tore those disgusting clothes off of the doctor. 

The event was pretty extravagant, at least by Worth's standards. Food for all kinds, supernaturals included, fancy tables, CHANDELIERS. He felt extremely out of place, and kept a drink in one hand the entire time. But no matter how much he stuffed his face and drank and tried to pull Conrad out on the dance floor and piss him off, he couldn't escape the strange thought that Hanna was actually getting married. 

It was alien to him. The entire idea. Especially that Hanna was going through with it. It made the entire time he spent there almost surreal. 

Eventually he retreated into the closet, right after the vows were said, pulling Conrad along with him. The vampire protested, saying that they couldn't do it at someone's wedding ARE YOU CRAZY. But Worth didn't make any moves on him, just pulled him into the dark and pressed against him for a few minutes before he found the strength to go back out again, dragging his "plus one" along behind him. 

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misguidedgalahad replied to your post: roses are sometimes yellow

[[I threw back my head and gave this awkward laugh like a dying squeaky. This is great.]]

((*bows*))

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((You guys know the drill by now I think. ^_^ Answering OOC for IC

Rule One: Always Post The Rules

Rule Two: Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and then write 11 new ones.

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1. If you could back in time and give your past self one item or tell them one thing, what would you say/give?

He would tell his past self to, "Let it go now. Just let it go now an' save yerself a couple years a trouble. It ain't gonna be nothin', an' ya know it. So just let it go."

2. Chocolate or Vanilla?

He prefers vanilla, surprisingly. 

3. How the fuck do magnets work?

He adamantly insists they work with miracles, despite how much I argue that that can't be true. 

4. What does it mean when you do something and it happens when you do it because it     happened when it happened because you did it?

He says it means you got dunked.

5. How would you react to finding a baby on your doorstep?

He says he'd call cop-Jayne and ask if he wanted another one. 

6. If you could be one animal for a day, what animal and why?

He'd either be a cockroach or a dragon again. Cockroaches are nasty, tenacious little fuckers who survive everything and can go anywhere without being seen, traveling through walls and such. And he had a blast being a dragon, although he says he'd rather be a dragon who could fly. 

7. Name the first five things in your fridge, and why you have them.

Organs

Hot Pockets

Mild sauce packets from Taco Bell

Blood bags

Burgers

8. Who is one person you can always count on?

Toucey, he says. With a roll of his eyes. 

9. Any special talents?

He can tie his shoes with his tongue?

10. Anything you hold on to that you would never want anybody to know about?

He declines from answering this one.... Stubborn ass. 

11. If you could travel through time and space and talk to one person, who?

He's whining and asking why I insist on posing hard questions to him so late at night when he's trying to get it on with Conrad in another thread. Looks like you're out of luck for this one buddy.

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My questions for all of you!

1. Who's the first person in your contacts list on your phone? (In terms of importance)

2. What was your first love like? Do you still think of that person? Fondly or not?

3. Does diet really taste like regular?

4. You're allowed to walk into any store and take one thing for free, what do you choose to take?

5. What was high school like for you?

6. What physical feature do you get complimented on most? Do you agree?

7. Satan rises from Hell and offers to buy your soul, all you need to do is name your price. In return he offers you one favor. Would you go on with the deal and, if you would, what is your price and favor asked?

8. Quick, you can only talk to one person for the rest of your life, who's the first person that pops into your mind?

9. Would you rather ride a dinosaur or a giant robot?

10. Have you eve had to bury a pet? Did you give them a ceremony?

11. If you had to hunt for your food everyday, do you think you'd make a good hunter?

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[[Just a note to tell you I want you on my dash always. When I read through everything I've missed during the day, I almost always catch Worth doing something that makes me perform some variant of laughter--chortling, hiss laughing, giggling, snortlaughing, high pitched witch laughter, you name it. If I don't, on rare occasion, laugh, I almost always say "Of course Worth would do that!" And I think that's just wonderful. Tumbling would be hollow and gray without buggers Worth on my dash.]]

((Wowwow I don't know what I did to deserve such ridiculous amounts of kindness from you, but I'll attempt to keep doing it. ^_^ I owe you so much college worthmont I swear lmao, and I'm going to write it. It's the least I could do in return for you brightening my spirits at times when I seem to need it most. <3))

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[[dangit I keep laughing at Worth and cracking my lip]]

((I'M SORRY wait no I'm not hurrhurr))

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[[OMG HAI HAPPY "YOU SURVIVED ANOTHER YEAR ON THIS PLANET FULL OF THINGS TRYING TO KILL YOU" DAY]]

((here's a gay gif to thank you for the birthday wish <3