#misha games

[ajaegerpilot]

i wish they would let me motorboat varric in da4

[ajaegerpilot]

i think male elfs should be shorter in dragon age. i think male humans should be shorter. short qunari. dwarves ... are on thin ice, also could be shorter.

[ajaegerpilot]

cassandra’s romance in DAI being abt how she like wants to be fucking wooed bc no one woos a lady knight is so fucking  stupid and i cant wait for god to break everyone who was involved in that decision’s kneecaps

[ajaegerpilot]

yall know whats fucking swell?

if you play the entire game of DAI and don’t talk to cullen, I always figured he’d get addicted to lyrium. he literally does not. you leaving him alone is the best thing you could do for cullen. so i don’t wanna see any of you interacting w cullen if you dont want to!! you can ignore him guilt-free!!!

[ajaegerpilot]

it was an upsetting moment for me when i realized how dorian from dragon age is ripped

like................................... unreasonably J̷̟̟͕̣̱̣̐͂̀͒͆̀̓ͅA̷̧̧̡̛̬̞͉͚͇͈̥͑̈͛̒̈́̍̌̑Ç̴̥͔͈̙̤͖̩̌̅̀͒̏K̸̛̼̖̫̖̍̅̐̂̍͆̒̅͂̂̉̀̋̕É̴̜̍̋̎̐͊̀D̸̃́̿̃͂̾̉̄͐̔̈̾͝͠ͅ

[ajaegerpilot]

i was walking around the emerald graves past this statue and iron bull just said ‘so.. owl you doing?’ and vivienne replied ‘that was pitiful’

[ajaegerpilot]

what’s your confidence in people wanting to partake in the romance you’ve written from sera (option to kick her out of the inquisition since she arrives in haven, option to break up with her all the way to the end of her romance right next to the ‘kiss her’ button) to cullen (option to flirt with him as long as you’re a human or elven women even if you’ve never shown any interest in him ever even if you’re happily dating someone else, the only way to kick him out is for the game to crash)

[ajaegerpilot]

leliana once again became divine idgodjigogdijo time to crack this game wide open like a watermelon again