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doing tasks would be easier if every task i dont complete immediately wouldnt hover in the back of my mind every time i set out to do another one of them

like oh you want to do that what about this what about that you cant start another one before you finish these

and i stay frozen in place because theyre hanging above my head each like a sword of damocles ready to turn me into an executive function pincushion unlimited blade works style

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today my mother told me she spent the week praying to God to make me "come to my senses and not make an irreparable mistake", meaning, of course, my transition

this is great news because i get to turn myself into whatever the fuck i want to be AND also turn her into a nonbeliever

#misha mumbles #<- tag to block #i just wish i could say these things to their faces #i freeze. maybe if i do it quick enough they won't notice

from the creators of such hits as Is My Heat Tolerance Worse Than Ever Or Is It Just Global Warming, Am I Sweating Too Much Or Is It Just Summer, Why Is My Skin So Oily, and, of course, Have I Always Been This Horngry, I present to you: Are My Screwed Up Vocal Register And Scratchy Throat The Logical Consequence Of Drinking Too Much Cold Coffee Or Has The Hormone Kicked In

#it has been four weeks since my first shot #its way too early to be experiencing any of the effects #i mean im not complaining! would be nice if it stayed this way #but ive had some false calls like this before ok #misha mumbles #gender

i hate this. this is the kinda shit that made me doubt the russian spy bot scare back then. "ohh the spelling mistakes mean they are not native speakers!" when the spelling mistakes were the kind that you make if you learn by listening.

what kind of government appointed ass paid agent learns a language from watching tv shows like some people claimed? you learn it from textbooks and reading shit on the overwhelmingly english speaking internet, an then you're 28 and you find out that "indict" is pronounced "in-DIE-ct"

#i have a masters degree in languages that should be used to wipe my ASS #misha mumbles #<- tag to block

tonight, i had this dream where i looked out the window and found everything beneath the floor my husband and i inhabit, flooded with water, just water far as eye can see. which, i guess, was my projected panic about the coronavirus situation mixed with the flooding that is a real risk in this area, combined into one single apocalyptic scenario.

now what you have to know about this window, it is on the fourth floor of a four-story building, which is located on a hill. so if i look down and see nothing but water it means that everyone down in the valley and everyone in private houses and everyone living below the fourth floor is fucked.

and so, i look out the window, i see this, turn back to my husband, and the first thing that my dream self can think of saying is, “i hope they don’t still make you go to work now”

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for fucks sake please think a little bit about what you reblog and who you reblog it from im begging you “sex is real” is code for “and that means trans people are fake and i’m not going to respect their gender identity” “say whatever you want but there is only one sex that can give birth” is code for “and i am going to throw infertile women and intersex people under the bus for the sake of saying that trans women are not women” “transgender people are still people and still have rights even though some of our radical feminist sisters don’t feel that way uwu” means “but they are still not the gender they say they are and i’m pretending to be halfway decent for brownie points” you reblogging these means you either lack critical reading skills or don’t give a shit or have sided with them and are trying to be sneaky and in either case i cant trust you

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Anyone else hate art advice that's like... You have to draw fast! Even if it looks like shit at first! And when it looks like shit, just draw more, no matter how much it makes you hate yourself! You just have to force yourself to draw more! And if it still looks like shit, you just have not suffered enough, you lazy butt!

Cause seeing stuff like that does the exact opposite of motivating me and I wonder if others feel the same way or everyone else finds it helpful and I alone break down crying as a result, because I actually Am garbage

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