#miss rona

[curlyburp]

After all these years, COVID finally got me, on my birthday even. But my sister brought me hot soup and treats and my partner called and sang to me and my friends sent me well wishes and it feels a little better

[parfavar]

[vilixpran]

[mysharona1987]

[ebonyslasher]

We Inna Panny

Slashers reactions to the different ways you say pandemic:

It's early in the morning when you hear some people making noise outside.

It wakes you up and you’re mad, instantly.

Nosy ass is peering thru the blinds and you see some bs.

People were outside, no masks on, dancing to some music.

Huh?!!

"There's a whole fucking panda outside and they wanna act stupid."

Michael was just laying beside you the whole time looking like what🤔

He takes a peek out the blinds too and he doesn't see a panda...

Girl, are you seeing things?

He taps you and just cocks his head, saying "what are you talking about?"

"Oh it's just how I say pandemic, babe."

....sure ok.

You were on your phone looking through twitter, just seeing all the chaos happening outside.

Thankfully, you're safe with your big teddy bear in the woods. No need to worry about Miss Rona

But, these stories of people still having parties makes your head spin.

Jason notices the frown on your face and signs, "What's wrong?"

"I just don't get it Jason...people just act like we not inna whole pantry right now"

A who? Pantry? "We're not even in the kitchen y/n??"

😆😆😆😆

"Jason, it's just the way I say pandemic."

Jason's like oh lol 😃 whatever you say cutie.

Just shakes his head and leaves.

Scrolling on Facebook, you see a post showing a video of a bunch of white people with no mask protesting🙄

You also make the mistake of reading some of the dumbass comments from some anti-maskers.

You show the video to Brahms and say "Inna whole panini, all of dem acting a fool."

Brahms just looks at you for a second and then looks back at your phone.

Took him a second but he eventually got what you were trying to say. He just says that they're stupid and goes about his day.

You were sitting on your couch watching the second season of The Secret Life on Hulu.

Billy and Stu come out with their costumes in their hands ready to go get their knives.

You turn around and ask where they were going.

Stu: “There's this sorority party going on a few houses down, we're gonna go crash it.”

 “So y'all just gonna go...to this party....during a pastry....”🤨.

Billy: “A who?? Anyway we have our mask so don't worry. We know what to do in this panasonic.”

Stu:” yeah girlie, we won't catch the rona in this panko breading right now.”

😕yeah sure ok.

[hisnamewasbeanni]

I was so glad when the sinus stuff ended and all I had left was the cough, because supposedly that's the last stage of the thing.

Now I feel like I can barely breathe, and I wish I could go back to all the sinus stuff and the headaches.

[bifurious-screams]

I know the CDC says I can go outside without a mask since I got that sweet sweet rona vaccine but my biggest fear is being mistaken as a white republican woman so I will continue to wear a mask

[assignedfaggatbirth]

Dr. Franklin and Dr. Lazarenn discussing pandemic responses feels very relevant right now

2x18, Confessions and Lamentations