Robbers Getting Clobbered
Summary: Like the title says, robbers get they ass clobbered for breaking into your house. SlasherxBlack!Reader, as always. A request from an Ao3 user.
It was a Monday night, and you had a really rough day at work. Everything that could go wrong went wrong. Today needed an extra thorough self-care session.
After a heavenly shower and skin routine session, you sunk into bed. While watching your favorite film, you steadily ate a bag of delicious peach rings. Stu and Billy were in the basement doing...whatever. You don't remember. They told you that they would be there most of the night.
That was very much fine by you, more quiet time!
30 minutes into the film, you heard a bump. Thinking it was one of the boys, you continued watching.
1 minute later, you hear a few more du-du-du's in quick succession. You pause your movie and sit up to listen. A small *click* was not lost on your ears. You knew that sound. A door was unlocked, and it was much too close to be the basement.
Someone else was in the house. Ruining your self-care time.
Incensed, you jumped up and snagged the beloved metal bat that rested underneath your bed. It was the perfect time to use it. You dash to open your door. A resounding whoosh led to the image of- oh well looka there!
The victim assailant dead center in the hallway, crouched like a deer in headlights.
"AH! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!" The robber yelled.
"IF- *ting* YOU WERE- *ting* SORRY- *ting* YOU WOULDN'T- *ting* BREAK INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES!"
Stu and Billy heard the commotion and booked it up the stairs
They make it to see the most intense scene of you battering the poor robber
They were both stunned for different reasons. Stu couldn't believe how violent you were being. And how good you looked doing it. Sheesh!
Billy was in awe. The blood that littered the ground after each hit added to his growing admiration for you.
The situation gave them the famous urge to finish the "job" for you.
They sprung into action, grabbing your bat and yelling at you to stop.
"We'll take it from here, baby. Damn you did a number on 'em." Stu said, laughing in amusement.
They take the bat and the unconscious victim to "finish" the situation in the basement.
After some time, they return to clean all the blood.
They are sooo impressed and hot under the collar. You looked so fucking hot hitting them like that, shit. That would be burned in their memories forever.
"Baby, we'll pamper you the rest of the night. We're so proud of you. You deserve it." Billy said.
Michael was, yet again, out doing whatever he does best: stabbing bitches. It was a cool Saturday night, and you couldn't sleep. No matter how hard you tried, you kept tossing and turning in the bed. So now, you were laid out on the couch. It was 1 am, and you were spacing out at whatever was on the TV screen.
Honestly, you wished you were out doing something. Like being goofy at your friend's place or getting some drinks at the bar. Just something to occupy your mind. But...you couldn't be bothered to go out. That required energy you didn't have. But you wanted something to entertain you.
UGH. You were BORED out of your mind.
Please, you just needed something to do. Something interesting. Something entertaining! Even if it was awful- you didn't care. Your bones were desperate for anything and everything to-
As if the universe read your mind, the sound of glass breaking alerted you. Now you knew it wasn't Michael. He only did that if he really wanted something or someone to stab. And he was already out there stabbing.
You stood up in absolute glee. This was perfect.
Now, the normal, average person would be terrified of this occurring. They'd scramble to call the police and hide until they get there. You weren't the standard person, though. As chaotic as you were, you were waiting to beat someone up. Just go to town on their ass.
As the robber struggled to get to the door knob, you looked around for a weapon. You quickly spot a thick, black leather belt Michael wore with casual clothing. A nefarious grin stretched across your face as you grabbed the glorious belt.
The moment the robber opened the front door, you stood by the living room doorway. There was a short hallway between the living room and the front door. And your PS5 sat entincingly under the 50-inch flat screen TV that you knew the robber could see. The moment you saw a that poor figure step through the threshold, you whacked the shit out of them. There was a tiny noise of surprise before you went to town on their ass. And like your killer boyfriend, you were absolutely silent as you worked that ass into the floor.
There's a moment where you lose your momentum. One of your slippers was coming off.
"Damn, my shoe slippin," you stated casually before continuing.
Michael just so happened to be walking back to the house when he spotted the unknown figure walking into the house
He magically transports to the house in no time to enter in a fantastic scene.
He almost hollered in laughter when he heard your casual statement. Damn, you were cold.
You would look more intimidating if you weren't so cute in your pajamas. But, he's sure you were striking fear into that robbers' heart.
He couldn't get over how damn good you looked. You were definitely after his own cold ass heart.
As much as he'd love to continue watching this person's torture, he was tired and ready to sleep.
He steps forward to push you away and then starts to stab the man
He looks to you to clean up the blood as he discards the corpse. But before he leaves, Michael gives you a double thumbs up in approval
Danny Johnson (Ghostface)
The bright sun that once stood over the city now sat at the horizon. A cool, light breeze blew through the surprisingly quiet neighborhood. No children ran around, no shouting, and no random suspicious people hobbling around. It was the perfect time to go on your walk with Danny. Forget long walks on the beach; this was romantic enough. The comfortable silence between you two caterted to an unspoken intimacy. It was a rare moment for him to be so calm.
10 minutes into the walk, your phone chirps with an alert. You casually checked your phone and saw a very concerning message: '⚠️CRITICAL There is a person at your driveway.' Your casual pace comes to a halt as you open the app. Danny stops as well, looking at you with a concerned expression.
You tell him to hold on while you watch the video before you. It was someone with their hoodie covering the top half of their face. They kept observing the surrounding scene while jiggling with your front door knob. Someone was trying to break in.
Lucky for you and the local morgue, you had the strap ready for action. A smooth 9 mm sat in your holster hidden within your jacket. You grabbed the gun and cock it so it'd be ready to blast upon arrival.
"Someone's breaking in our house," you quickly state while turning back. You start to jog back, with Danny in tow, yelling at you to wait up and that he'd handle it.
Nah, no time to wait now, and you were going to handle it yourself.
As you got closer to your house, you could see the figure peering into the window while still trying to get into the house. The dumbass.
"Ay bruh, who is you?!" The phrase flew out your mouth as you started to skip toward the figure.
They spun around, grabbing at whatever was in their pocket. Not taking any chances, you shoot twice dead at their chest.
"Holy shit!!!!" Danny was flabbergasted by your actions
His mouth was so wide open you could see his tonsils. "Y/N!!!!"
Fuck, he couldn't think of what to say. His whole world was blown away. Just like that robber who was very dead on the ground
He didn't even know you knew how to shoot a damn gun! Much less willing to use it on someone.
He's glad that it was an obvious self-defense situation. Easy for the police to investigate and get the fuck out of their business.
Pissed that he can't act on his killing urges for a while though. The pigs will still take their sweet time to investigate. Damn
Overall: He was impressed, although a little scared of you now.
He had to admit, it was very sexy seeing you stand on business. "That's my Y/N."