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[PADD Message To: CPT. KIRK, James T.] I did something ummmm pretty stupid I guess. I polished off a decently sized bottle of spiced rum, and somehow I'm still awake. Thank the cosmos for dictation on this PADD, I am in no condition to be typing. This is my long winded attempt to see if you want any company. Not to be admitted while sober, but I'm lonley.

[PADD Message To: LT MARCUS, Carol] Are we talking a bottle bottle or a I-was-invited-to-a-frat-party bottle. Also, can you unlock your door that would be helpful.

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Ship that you're indifferent to: 😑 Ship that you find disgusting: 💩 Ship that you find cute but don't ship: ✌ Ship that you secretly like: 💚 Ship that you find most sexy: 👅 Ship that you can never see happening: 👎 Ship that is canon but you don't ship: 💤 Ship that is unpopular but you still like: 💘 Ship that pisses you off: 💣 Ship that needs more love: 💖 Ship that is most misunderstood: 💢

Ship I’m indifferent to: A lot of canon couples, tbh. Because once it’s canon, the text/script/etc gives you their love, there’s little need to seek it out in fandom.

Ship I find disgusting: Oh, well, there was this outbreak of Smaug/Bilbo shipping due to Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman. I think some of it was human-form Smaug, but bestiality isn’t really my gig. 

Ship I find cute but don’t ship: Um... Finn/Rey or Finn/Poe, I just can’t seem to see it working out as anything but some kind of poly dynamic, can’t bear to ship Finn with either of them exclusively but goodness, as duos they have cute moments.

Ship that you secretly like: I don’t think I can think of any, I’m usually pretty open about what I like.

Ship you find most sexy: I honestly have no idea, ace spectrum mun here so that’s not much of a deciding factor for me.

Ship you can’t see happening: Any of the Trek ships with Khan, honestly. I mean, look, if you like it, have fun, but they all really hate each other?

Ship that is canon that you don’t ship: I’m taking this more as actively don’t like, and I’m going to say Mike/Rachel from Suits, bearing in mind that I stopped watching after s3. I actually liked it in their flirty banter stage, suspected it’d be endgame, but the writers handled the actual getting together so clumsily that it just came off as seriously unhealthy for them both. Which is a pity, they were such fun at first.

Unpopular ship you still like: I ship a lot of rarepairs, not sure if I have any ships that fandom generally dislikes, though.

Ship that pisses you off: See Sansa/Littlefucker in my other response. Also, Kylo Ren with Poe or Rey, because mind rape is also not a good starting point to lead to eventual romance. 

Ship that needs more love: Poly ships! All the poly ships! Kirk/Spock/Uhura and Pepper/Tony/Steve come to mind given how many times I have scoured the options for both, but really just poly ships at all.

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to her reply, he simply nods, lips pursing as he joins her gaze; resting dark eyes on the actions of their joined hands. skillful & delicate things, they are, to him, as open books. stories yet to be told, written into the lines of her palms ( riddled with emotion ). Spock cannot help his fascination with them as he continues to watch & undoubtedly, learn. ❝ of course; however, i could not assume your intent. ❞

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“A Merry Christmas to the Love of my life. I hope you have an Amazing day Carol.” //A.k.a. Merry Christmas to my best friend in all of the Interweb-dom @missadvancedweaponry. I hope it’s filled with love and smiles for you my dear <3

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missadvancedweaponry replied to your post: hi i just nearly choked on my own snot hows your...

[[ to sickbay with you ]]

believe me i’m in bed and not getting up for love or money.

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          “HEY.”

         this was a bad idea. this was a terrible idea. but it was hard to keep in mind with carol’s warmth seeping into him, hands splaying on her thighs ( her beautiful thighs, only ever peeked at when in uniform ) and eyes on hers. he could practically feel his pupils dilate, breath shortening and oh he knew. he was done for.

         he leaned in and up slowly, lips meeting hers for a moment- before shifting, pressing more insistently into the crook of her neck. hands slid to grip her waist, appreciating the muscle under her clothes and how well she fitted against him. like it was right.

         “carol,” he murmured, drawing back just enough to breathe, tugging at her shirt just a little. “i want to– can i–”