May 20, 2013
So Elizabeth and I found these cool tiny cups at Starbucks.
Elizabeth: [starts to grab two]
Me: no no. I dream big. [grabs full stack of cups] walk faster.
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So Elizabeth and I found these cool tiny cups at Starbucks.
Elizabeth: [starts to grab two]
Me: no no. I dream big. [grabs full stack of cups] walk faster.
Me: You spelled my URL wrong..... You've been spelling it wrong this whole time?!?!
Elizabeth: Wait what how do you spell it?
Me: It's not "dandelion" it's "dandy.... lion"
Elizabeth: Ohhhhh [smacks her forehead] coulda had a V8
What if I was a black ginger man?... Do you know where I'm going with this?..... A firecrotch with a giant black cock.
Elizabeth. Finals have officially taken her last shred of sanity.
Every hero needs a sidedick--
Elizabeth, Messing up the words for "You and Me (But Mostly Me)"
I legitimately started crying I was laughing so hard
Elizabeth: Can you imagine if for a day, everyone turned into their URL?
Me: What would I turn into? A dandy lion? I'm down.
Elizabeth: I'd be surrounded by peasants. So..... nothing would change.
Reasons I should not help Elizabeth with her French homework
Elizabeth: Can you just follow along and help me?
Me: [nods]
Elizabeth: Wait you can't speak.... it'll be fine...
Me: [in my awkward half-voice] I also can't pronounce French, asshole.
Elizabeth: Hahahahaha okay it'll be fine... [speaks French. Stops.] What's the next line?
Me: [glares, half-voice] Jay... vee-ucks... kay (Je veux que)
Elizabeth: [laughing] Je voo kuh
Me: I speak English and Spanish okay, that is it!
..So if you chill your nuts, the gays will chill theirs.
Elizabeth, in a discussion about how basically if everyone just settled down, we'd all get along a lot better.
So currently
Things I really want to watch
The rest of Parks and Rec
Leap Year
Fame
Step Up
Things I want to do the rest of the school year
actually use my Fridays off to work out (and the rest of the week too so I can get into a shape other than round)
learn/work on some dance... help me Elizabeth Bluth, you're my only hope
work on some scenes/monologues and record them
especially the entirety of Almost, Maine with Elizabeth and our boys. And a few others perhaps.