misslanawinters:
(→ If I pick up a girl, and then she picks up a guy, and we all leave together, did I pick up the guy?)
He can't figure out why he's the recipient of such a message. Sure, he might be the guy many come to for advice, but his speciality is survival and self-preservation. It's not often someone seeks dating advice from the bitter and grumpy alcoholic who's notorious for only keeping women on a one night only, no-names-and-no-strings basis.
(→ What?) (→ I don't know?) (→ I guess so. Congratulations.)













