#misssalad

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KHX Guild Chat: Licking Things

Sal: The best thing about Detroit become human is connor putting things in his mouth

Sal: TO ANALYZE THEM BC HE ROBOT

Ram: thats the only part ive found amazingg so far. its so fucking funny

Ram: and old bastard going “oh jesus connor”

Me: OH DETROIT CONNOR NOT ACTUALLY A REAL PERSON NAMED CONNOR

Ram: i licked a mailbox once

Me: ...why did you lick a mailbox, rammy?

Ram: because truth or dare is serious when you’re 11

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KHX Group Chat: Nortstrom

Sal: Dark baymax....how edgy

Me: LOOK WHAT MADE HIM, SAL

Me: EDGY IS JUST ON-BRAND FOR THE #NORTSTROM SQUAD

Red: NORTSTROM................................

Me: i may have peaked with that pun

Red: guess that makes the benchwarmers nortstrom rack

Me:ASKFLGRL

Red: actually, that makes saix and xemnansem nortstrom rack

-mikey sends us a closeup of xemnas' chest-

Red: nortstrom rack

Me: are they nortstrom rack bc (gestures at the fact 75% of the ansemnorts have their tiddies out-- FUCK

Red: BIG TITTY SQUAD

Me: BIG.... TIDDY,,,

Sal: Good god

Red: Dummy thicc

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KHX Guildchat: prediction

Ram: also did someone say garbage bag couture

Sal: Which JoJo character are you going to show us

-picture-

Ram: Dio

Sal: I fucking called it

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KHX Guild Chat: dying?

Me: i am full of sandwich!

Ram: good!

Me: twas delicious and arguably significantly better for me than kfc.

Me: the day kfc starts offering delivery is the day i die, lads

salad:They do through grub hub

Me: ...WELL

Me: GUESS I'LL DIE THEN

Ram: lmao

salad: Rip

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KHX Guild Chat: xiaolin chronicles left some scars on me ok

Sal: ...egg....episode?

Me: oh you sweet summer child

Me: don't let me take your innocence like this

Sal: KIGI...........................just tell me

Sal: is this canon

Me: yes

Me: the egg episode is real

Me: no matter what my therapist tells me

Me: IT IS REAL AND CAN HURT ME

Salad: PMKsdjksk

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KHX Guildchat: labs

Sal: AH ok

Ram: neat

Sal: Im sure u have i just was like....keegs doesnt do chemistry wtf

Me: keegs can't be trusted with chemistry. keegs likes explosions too much

Ram: pff

Sal: Valid

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KHX Guild Chat: Axel...?

-context is ram pulled the ice cream axel medal in khx-

Me: BLOWJOB AXEL RETURNS!

Me: ...new chat title

Ram: yes

-the meemstery has renamed the conversation to “Weebelong 2gethr: blowjob axel returns”-

salad: Lord

Me: I HAD TO SAL

salad: Cursed content

Me: I THINK YOU MEAN /BLESSED/ HONEY

salad: o its cursed bc it sounds like a ghibli movie like The Cat Returns

Ram: its a ghibli romance for zack

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But i wanted....the boom...

sal wasn’t satisfied with the lack of exploding Raccoon City in the RE2MAKE ending.