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bradley james

OH RIGHT EYEBROWS my eyebrows are not that bad though i promise

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missvance replied to your post: damn it, i asked you this. and now i can only think aimee. did i give you someone else last time?

that’s right. i gave you a dude you. physically, as opposed to dylan who is your soulmate.

wait who was dude me i don't remember???

also we need to keep up this dylan-is-my-soulmate thing i enjoy it.

damn it, i asked you this. and now i can only think aimee. did i give you someone else last time?

NO YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ANYONE EVER

I CAME UP WITH AIMEE

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omg. just because i managed to get my knife through cruise security does not mean i am going to try with airport security. jesus.

hey you never know my dad's made it through airport security with a knife before oop

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and in 14 days i will meet your mother face to face and our violence will feed.

have i mentioned NO KNIVES my dad has enough knives as it is. and a really big sword.

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i like your mom a lot. she’s got a good head on her shoulders.

literally surrounded by future violent offenders i s2g

i'm naming my friends

kristin - brad laur - sundance martha - bitchtits lionkate - gastromus loren - patches tawny - spandex jeans

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