this is kristin tumblr user batgirled former tumblr user teapotters speaking
i'm obsessed with death erections and am desperate to get jenn's opinion on them
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this is kristin tumblr user batgirled former tumblr user teapotters speaking
i'm obsessed with death erections and am desperate to get jenn's opinion on them
i'm kristin
imagine your otp at a restaurant. person a just had a baby. person a goes back to the bathroom to pump, because her breasts are sore. the pump breaks. she calls person b to help out. person b has to suck out the milk.
laur: i am very seriously considering getting kristin a lifesize cardboard cutout of liam payne
me: she already has one
me: i am not kidding
me: but maybe she is secretly into into 1D twincest action
batgirled replied to your post: this is the last one but it's also the best one: what do clouds where under their shorts???????
THUNDERpANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU JOSIE’S FOLLOWERS YOU’VE BEEN A GREAT CROWD GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF I DON'T GET AROUND TO MURDERING YOU TONIGHT, ONE OF THEM DEFINITELY WILL
this is the last one but it's also the best one: what do clouds where under their shorts???????
this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me
batgirled replied to your post: what do you call a bear with no teeeeeeeth
a GUMMY BEAR
JFC
batgirled replied to your post: WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A GOOD FARMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A MAN OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM I AM IN HELL