#mister bubbles

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Time to complete my clown trash cycle, meet my clownsona-

Mister Bubbles, owner of Mister Bubbles’ Emporium of Whimsy. :U

Mister Bubbles (c) me

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Who likes kids the most?

That’s a particularly hard question to answer actually because all three clowns are very fond of children! We’d say only Peanut is neutral about children and at best allows them to pet and coddle them and at worst hides away where they can’t poke or pull on the poor dog’s ears and tail.

Goofus shares a more innocent and similarly naive nature with them and practically considers everyone, especially kids, to be his littermates. Ever so excitable and eager to partake in every fun game imaginable, he sees children as the ultimate playmates and loves nothing more than to run wild with them in little packs. Which, much to his boss’ dismay/exasperation, can lead into quite some chaotic adventures if left unwatched.

Alyona is by nature a very motherly individual and tends to not only dote and baby their youthful customers, but also her very co-workers as well. Children are naturally drawn by her impressive height and the silly noises and curious hand motions she makes to communicate. As the main cook for the cafeteria/restaurant part of the shop, she makes specially tailored meals to each child, no matter how ridiculous the request. The ‘cool mom friend’, she’s always willing to lend an ear and is not afraid to scold both child and parent alike for any misdemeanors. Not even her boss is above being chastised!

Even the ever so disgruntled and emotionally constipated Mister Bubbles is genuinely fond of children. He’s quite notorious for sneaking little ones free trinkets and treats when their parents aren’t looking and has even been observed to drop his resting bitch face normally dour/placid expressions to make faces at infants to send them into giggling fits. He’s also the only one who actually knows how to change a diaper and was the one who had to teach the mom clown of them to do so. He is the blatant fatherly counterpart to Alyona, which in consideration, makes it horribly unfortunate that-

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Oh! No, No! I’m not joking at all, Mr. Bubbles! (( Yes I do have a little crush on him for real~ ))

“I’m afraid we have a rule against fraternizing with me the staff while on the clock, my apologies.”

(That is a complete and utter lie, feel free to crush on and flirt with him all ya like! His suffering fuels our amusement. :y)

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Onwards to adventure!

Seems like not everyone’s made for adventure though, whooooops.

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Wishing you all a happy Valentine’s Day from the mods and crew of the Emporium of Whimsy!

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I have a little crush on Mr. Bubbles! I think he’s cute and adorable! ♥︎

“You’re…. you’re joking, right?”

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Well, aren't you three a barrel of laughs! I love you three already, but I gotta know one li'l thing: Who's the Strongest?

Well consider us flattered! That question’s a real toughie though because everyone here has their own particular type of strengths they specialize in but a simple answer is-

Alyona is the strongest in physical strength and durability while Mister Bubbles is the strongest when it comes to supernatural powers/influence! But we gotta say-

Goofus’ ability to use his cuteness to sway people, especially his co-workers, is terrifyingly effective.