#mister jackpots

[diningwithdiane]

Diane, I. believe my coffee and donuts are broken. The coffee tastes like spoiled grape juice and i think the donuts are just bread. Call for help.

[where-lies-the-strangling-fruit]

You're walking in the casino There's many slot machines and they’re buzzing Out of the corner of your eye, you see him (Mister Jackpots)

He's following around a mysterious orb He goes to one machine, then another, and another He's getting all the money (Mister Jackpots)

He’s looking for his call for help but he’s all turned around He's almost out of the casino, and you can see there's coins in his cup My God, there's coins everywhere!

Winning for your life with Mister Jackpots Causing casino strife, its Mister Jackpots Pulling all the levers Saying HELLOOOOO, its Mister Jackpots  Falling out of the void, Mister Jackpots Needing two rides, it’s Mister Jackpots Winning all the sloooots  Can’t remember his name, Mister Jackpots  

[diningwithdiane]

Diane, my wife makes a chocolate cake that I can only describe as provocative. 

[diningwithdiane]

Diane, I am re-enacting a scene from David Fincher’s Se7en with the Mitchum brothers. We are using a cherry pie as a stand-in for someone’s head. 

[diningwithdiane]

Diane, Lucky 7 Insurance Agency spares no expense on employee birthday parties.  Festivities include dancing, presents, and a musical performance by crooner-turned-casino-owner Rodney Mitchum.

[diningwithdiane]

Diane, I believe the coffee machine at Santino’s is broken. 

[diningwithdiane]

Diane, the FBI headquarters cafeteria has greatly improved in the past 25 years.  

[diningwithdiane]

Diane, I have to be honest. I am a little sad to be back to my old self in Season 3.

I was hoping to crack the case as special insurance agent Dougie Jones, or perhaps his gambling vigilante alter ego Mister Jackpots.