Dining with Diane

The food blog of Special Agent Dale Cooper.

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Diane, Agent Scully uses a very advanced chopstick technique.  

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Diane, Agent Scully’s commitment to consuming the recommended daily servings of fruit is admirable and slightly worrying

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Diane, I am not sure if I am dining with agent Phillip Jeffries or in him. 

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Diane, I am learning to juggle.

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Diane, it doesn’t look like much has changed in the teen dating scene since we were young.  I remember how relieved your parents were when you broke up with me at prom, and how dismayed they became when you followed me into the FBI. 

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Diane, Dr. Jacoby is demonstrating the Tibetan technique for eating jawbreakers two at a time.  I do not know why he is using golf balls in his demonstration, but i am glad to be at the opposite end of the table.

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Showtime's Websites May Have Used Your CPU to Mine Cryptocoin While You Binged on Twin Peaks

Over the weekend, a user on Twitter pointed out that two of Showtime’s websites had a script running in the background that’s used to hijack visitors’ CPUs to mine cryptocurrency. Other users and outlets later confirmed that the code was present. Now it’s gone, and Showtime refuses to answer questions.

Diane and I aren’t doing business with Showtime ever again.

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Diane, i am trying to make cold brewed coffee. This is not as easy as it sounds.

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Diane, I am issuing my own currency.  It is accepted at the Double R Diner, Big Ed’s Gas Farm, and casinos owned by the Mitchum brothers.  

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Diane, Deputy Chief Hawk has put serious thought into the importance of chocolate bunnies on Easter.

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Diane, I have fallen out of my chair from laughing so hard.  

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Diane, Nadine Hurley never misses an all-you-can-scoop ice cream buffet.  

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Diane, I. believe my coffee and donuts are broken. The coffee tastes like spoiled grape juice and i think the donuts are just bread. Call for help.

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Things we know so far on Twin Peaks: The Return

So the Dale Cooper in our world is a doppelgänger possessed by Bob, while the real Cooper was trapped in the Black Lodge

Evil Cooper goes on with possessing people and making them murder, torture, mutilate, just like Killer Bob did 25 years ago

The Real Cooper can now finally leave the Black Lodge, but to do that he has to replace Evil Cooper, trapping him in the Black Lodge (?)

Evil Cooper created another doppelgänger, Dougie, so that when the Real Cooper tried to leave the Black Lodge, he would replace Dougie and not Evil Cooper

Now that both Coopers are in the same dimension, Evil Cooper seems to have lost some of his abilities and makes a less-convincing-Cooper (the FBI agents are not sure he’s the real Cooper)

It’s also known that both of them can’t live in the same world, so one of them has to die now

Things that still need to be explained:

The glass box seems to be some kind of man-made portal to other dimensions (seeing as the Real Cooper had to go through it to come back), but who built it? Why were they watching it, waiting for something to happen? Whoever built it, knew that Cooper was going to come back? If so, did they want to help him or prevent him from coming back?

What is that “spirit” that came from the glass box and mutilated the 2 people?

Something that still hasn’t been explained: who is Bob? He’s an evil spirit, yes, but was he someone that was possessed too long ago? Or is Bob his human shape?

Why was Dougie wearing the ring featured in Fire Walk With Me, the Owl Cave Ring?

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Anyone have any ideas?

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Diane and I will do our best to help

My evil doppelganger was behind the glass box as an early warning system in case I ever found my way out of the Black Lodge.  He did not expect Bob’s mother to show up first and kill his staff.  

That is listed as “The Experiment” in the credits.  It is the creature summoned by nuclear tests, and Bob hatched from an egg it laid in that region.  

Bob was explained in episode 8.  He is the winged toad that crawled into the mouth of a young lady I suspect was Leland Palmer’s mother, and from there began possessing various victims to further harm the world.  He is the personification of the evil that men do.  

The ring can physically transport a deceased person to the Black Lodge.

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I am already on my way. 

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Diane, I believe enough time has passed that I can safely confess.  I hid in the black lodge for 25 years because Gordon Cole had assigned me to Utah. 

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@janeyelovesdougie they know

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Am I the only one who loves Chantal :)) Awesome villainess 

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@damn-fine-covfefe there’s some truth to this, in fact I’m a little surprised they recently opened a Starbucks near me. Lol.

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Our editor indicates that the food and beverages of Starbucks have made him sick more than once, leading to his habit of carrying a giant thermos of homemade cold-brewed coffee everywhere.  

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Diane, I believe enough time has passed that I can safely confess.  I hid in the black lodge for 25 years because Gordon Cole had assigned me to Utah.