[[All the better to, er, neck you with, my dear?
I got nothing. Unless you're looking for a boning joke.]]
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[[All the better to, er, neck you with, my dear?
I got nothing. Unless you're looking for a boning joke.]]
misteriousdevaofthemountain replied to your post:=> Bundle up under blankets. Never come out.
If the jaws theme could play right now, it would be in the climax of the attack, with a doll like Suika running from the walls that separates the mansion with the outside towards the hill Youmu. Spirit, do something!
Danger! Danger! Collision imminent! Body in danger!
Myon did all it could; the poor soul was only so strong. Against the oni's strength, Myon was a simple balloon! No, less than that! The spirit careened in a neat arc above the mansion, connecting with the roof with a hollow "pdoomf" sound. It dipped slightly into the ceiling, disappointment dragging its ephemeral form down into the physical world.
"Isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black, Suika? You're hardly young yourself."
misteriousdevaofthemountain replied to your post:FUCK WRONG BLOG OOPS
I SAW IT
Shut your filthy mouth.
☮ - friendship headcanon for Suika, ൠ - random headcanon and ✿ - Sex headcanon because I am Kiddo and I do what I want
☮ - friendship headcanon
Having almost single-handedly solved the incident of the endless parties, namely by singing and dancing her way through all the conflicts that were riled up by the festive mood, she pointed Reimu in the direction she needed to defeat Suika. After which, Yukari was determined to make the little oni her shikigami. Something she still hasn't given up on.
ൠ - random headcanon
Yukari had bought a Wii for Chen to play with, but she uses it way more often than the nekomata does.
✿ - Sex headcanon
Having lived a long time, Yukari's views on sex and sexuality are very fluid. For her, it's another pleasure to be enjoyed and cherished. Rare occasions she has a bit of a craving for some really explicit activities, but mostly she favours having a single partner whom she enjoys sharing a part of her life with until their eventual passing. She never regrets those, and remembers them all very fondly.
Updated page. Will add more soon just i need to work on the other major parts before i forget most of it.
misteriousdevaofthemountain replied to your post:Crap, I forgot xKit was acting up! Guess I can’t...
It doesn’t give that problem to me, though. I just do it as I always did and bam.
It finally started working again for me.