Drunken Catastrophes

Ind|Priv|Selective Yuugi Hoshiguma and Suika Ibuki of Touhou Project. Read the Rules, of course. Written by Fox

[doubledeva]

Is there any new blood in the fandom? I’m coming back to my blogs and every blog I follow save a few is multi years inactive. 

Is this a dead rpc or has my long LONG hiatus just made me miss out on the fresh talent?

[doubledeva]

Suika got mooskleys for days. You wouldn’t think it because she has intense gremlin energy, but she’s pretty buff. Intense muscle tone. 

[doubledeva]

Fairies? Fairies. Zombie fairies swarm towards Suika and Yuugi while they're drinking together. Armed with bottles of booze, they make a party of it. While the oni are distracted, they make their move. A pinch of glitter here, a pinch of glitter there, and soon the whole area looks like it was attacked by wild Spencers customers.

Careful! Any stragglers are gonna get wrangled for MORE parties! Stronger booze! More powerful drinking games! They’re too drunk to notice, but boy howdy is that gonna be a weird conversation in the morning.

What happens in the underground, right?

[doubledeva]

[doubledeva]

If Sooks and Yoogs flat out headbutted each other, who'd be worse for the wear?

Considering Yuugi has a big fuckoff horn in the middle of her forehead, I’d say Suika’d get lobotomized. Headbutts are off limits. Forbidden.

[doubledeva]

Oni are rude and brutally honest as a species. They don’t mince words, and are inherently wild and violent. They’re good in that they don’t lie, but too much honesty ain’t exactly a good thing, nor is it always great for other people’s self esteem.

[doubledeva]

clock-corpse​:

“Oh I haven’t forgotten who you are, Suika. I’m sure that you’re much older than me, but I simply just don’t care. You would be right in your initial assumption that I am the devil’s maid, Sakuya Izayoi.”

“That so? And here I figured the great European Flying Leech was just pickin’ up a bunch of gals that looked the same. So you ARE one of the ones I whacked around a bit way back then! I see you haven’t changed a bit! Come on, have a drink. You’re so stuffy!”

[toucanpecan]

”aka how i learned to not take reimu’s respect as a license to run my mouth off at her like the soggy turpentine carrot that i am”

[doubledeva]

Suika is rude in IAMP. Brutal honesty is how an Oni be!

[doubledeva]

clock-corpse‌:

“You can’t possibly expect for me to believe that someone with your sense of humor is more than twelve years old. I will talk to you however I damn please.”

“Wait, you really don’t know? You dense, or just way too caught up in tendin’ to that Vampire? The name’s Suika Ibuki. I’m pretty sure we’ve met, but maybe all you maid types just look th’same and I have you mistaken for someone else. I’m wayyyyyyyyyyy older then twelve. I’m Pre-Gensokyo!”

[clock-corpse]

@doubledeva replied: And time for a snort-laugh from Suika. "Getting her meat, eh?" She's immature, that's just how it be.

“Shut up, you insolent child.”

[doubledeva]

“That’s no way to talk to your elders, Missy! Didn’t they teach ya better at Maid School? Is that a thing?” 

[doubledeva]

twinfoxtails‌:

“I-If you say so, Miss Suika…”

“Just curious, umm… how potent did you put this?… My tolerance for alcohol isn’t very good…”

“Bottoms up!” No time for questions, there’s drinkin’ to do! The second his mouth even slightly opens, the dish is pressed to his lips and lifted just enough to allow the lovely nectar of the gods to flow down his gullet! Hey, at least it’s not the Oni brand! He’ll live! ... Probably.

[doubledeva]

Gonna party like an Oni tonight!

[adventuresofshibbidah]

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[doubledeva]

“When it’s THIS quiet, I guess it’s on me to start making some noise.”

“Leave it to me. I’m pretty damn good at makin’ noise.”

[doubledeva]

twinfoxtails‌:

“Miss Suika, umm… I really hate to spoil the mood, but… what kind of sake is this? Because sake usually drunk by onis can kill any other person, like me… I don’t have the kind of body system you have-”

“Relax, relax. I know you non-oni types are pretty weak, so I’ll water it down a bit. You’ll be fine. It’ll toughen you up!” Or just knock him on his ass. But hey, what’s a good party without a few unconscious people, right? Right. A proper party demands mayhem!!!

[doubledeva]

I’m not sure what’s funnier, the fact that Suika basically bullied Tenshi until Tenshi gave her a bit of heaven to get her to leave, or that the piece of heaven wasn’t Tenshi’s to give away and she didn’t tell anyone about the Oni.