Boundary of Dreams and Illusion

"Hello little ones, have you gotten yourselves lost? Worry not, you're in good hands. Well, whether they're good or not is a matter of perspective. Now go back to sleep, you're still dreaming." Independent RP/Ask blog for Yukari Yakumo and Maribel Hearn of the Touhou...

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What would one have to do to get Yukari's tofu?! [Kitsune Reimu]

You would have to be a cute little kitsune shrine maiden and sit in Yukari’s lap.

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"Hello, yes, tech-support, where do I submit the Shikigami resume form I filled out? The instructions say to put it in the gap, but it won't fit."

“Have you tried turning off then on again?”

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(For either muse) Ever wanted to just sit back, and ride a train around the world or something?

“With as much as Renko and I travel around by train, I certainly would love to take a trip around the world on every train line available.”

“There’s something so nostalgic about riding on a train. I’m not entirely sure why, but if I can get some free time, maybe I would take one.”

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Does Yukks get her clothes tailored from somewhere special? Does she design them herself?

Yukari isn’t good at designing clothes, surprising or not. Instead she employs professional tailors from the outside world to design, make, or if an existing dress, alter. She even has dresses and suits made to best suit her shikigami, and has one very cute dress with Zion’s name on it.

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How often do you fall asleep in Ran's fluffy tails?

“Every chance I can. They’re very comfy.”

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Has Maribel encountered any of the onis yet?

Maribel has not, but she thinks it would be fun to see them! Maribel should probably stay far away from the oni.

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What would one have to do to get Yukari's love, as in, romantic love?

That’s a tough question to answer. For starters, you’d have to have good chemistry with her. Someone she feels she can get along with.

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Ever felt like toying with and/or bothering a hermit Yukari? And how would you do it?

“You bet I do. Ah but telling you how would ruin the fun.”

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This is an ask.

Thanks anon.

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I need to get my mind off things. Could I have some asks please?

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Can’t do anything today. Things have come up IRL and I don’t think I would be able to pay much attention here.

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freshholeinthewall replied to your post:A fedora'd man approaches the Mary, tipping his...

How do you tip a hit in an obsessive manner?

Merry doesn’t want to know.

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Why is almost getting swallowed such a huge problem for tiny people? Did you have something to do with this Yukari?

“I don’t have anything to do with such a thing. Chewing is a luxury most predators in the animal kingdom can’t afford, and are adapted to eating differently.”

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The inchling knows too much. Time for her to go the way Issunboshi almost did.

“I can take care of her my own way. No need for something so barbaric.”

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*Battle music plays while the level 1 Mary (6/6hp) Hits the Fedora'd gentleman (2/2hp) for 3 damage!*

>Merry gains 15 exp.