#mistermarx

[nondeducible]

hey!

1. First impression: who is this kid and can i adopt him2. Truth is: i can’t imagine being in the same room as you because neither of us ever shut up, it’d either be a noisy mess or art sldkfjdl3. How old do you look: 44. Have you ever made me laugh: on a daily basis tbh5. Have you ever made me mad: nope6. Best feature: your art talent and your hair i’m so jealous7. Have I ever had a crush on you: no8. You’re my: son9. Name in my phone: marcel the shell sldkjflsf10. Should you post this too? wtf is this question

mutuals send me ‘hey’ so i can say nice things about you

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

all i meant by that thumbelino is that you are AESTHETICALLY SPEAKING an evil cowboy

[nondeducible]

HI ANNA I LOV U 💖

HELLO SON ILU2 WHAT DID I MISS

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

the only sleep over ive ever actually been to w multiple people we watched american psycho on valentines day and played rummy until 3 am and i was flipping the fuck out idk why im saying this but anyway a sleepover sounds gr8

i’m googling spa day slumber party snacks

[thealogie]

YOU WERE BORN IN TEXAS?????? this is by far the last thing i thought i'd have in common with u thats neat

every day, for some fucking reason, i meet someone from plano specifically and get to wow them with this fact 

[kinklock]

#idk im pretty content MARCEL DONT MOCK MY AGONY 

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

if im thumbelino then ben c is like tom thumb

the most minuscule 

[cahootings]

Hey marcel I watched your “I sucked a dick in Nam” snap while on a couch with friends and they were like “what the fuck” and I tried to explain your personality and couldn’t capture your essence but I just wanted you to know that