Unsanctioned Match Chapter 15 Table of Secrets!!
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Unsanctioned Match Chapter 15 Table of Secrets!!
Forgot to post it last week. It was a doozy!
⚠️Major spoiler warning.
Ringmaster
Rated M, 6.5k words, M/M Gojo/Yuji Graphic Depictions of Violence Erotic Ritual Piercing, Howl's Moving Castle Vibes
Street performer Yuji wakes up from one of his blackouts tied to a chair in a famous wizard's basement. The wizard, Gojo, has a solution for his demon problem.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
I don't think I'm going to get a chapter posted tomorrow. There's a family emergency going on and I just don't have the bandwidth to prepare it. No sympathies needed. Just wanted to give you all a heads-up.
Unsanctioned Match Table of Secrets for Chapter 14
Spoiler alert of course, if you haven't read the chapter, go catch up before you look at the table!
first 10 lines
Rule: List the first line of your last 10 fics (posted or WIP) and see if there's a pattern. If you don't have 10 fics, then as many first lines as you do have!
Thanks so so much for the tags, @smokeyguro and @disniq, I'm actually super pumped for this one, I love first lines.
A month until his next fight, and Sukuna hadn’t had blood on his knuckles in a weeks. (Unsanctioned Match. sukuita, multiship, uncle/nephew incest, pro boxer sukuna)
“Itadori.” Kugisaki dragged the last ‘i’ out like she did when she was about to hit Yuuji with the kind of castigation that kept a guy up at night. (Fly in the Walls itakugi w/ some sukuita, humor, first times) Interpreting first line kinda loosely.
Itachi once claimed that Sasuke had a thing for dumb blonds. (Handler's Guide, Naruto narusasu humorous college au)
If Satoru had ten yen for every time a student got a crush on him, he could probably afford train fare by now. (The Principle of the Thing, Goyuu, fem yuji, student/teacher, dryhumping)
Itadori Sukuna, in all his glory, stood in Shoko’s doorway and blinked down at her as if he was the one surprised to see her there. (Perfect Seven, Shokokuna, college au, meet cute)
As the atmosphere condensed around him, Nanami had the fleeting thought that if he’d known this would be his last breath, he would have taken a deeper one. (It's My Dick In A Box. Nanago, confined space, dryhumping)
Megumi snapped one side of the handcuffs around Yuji’s wrist and the other around Sukuna’s. (It's not hazing, it's a proud fraternity tradition. itasukufushi, frat au, seven minutes in heaven, incest)
One AM Friday night, the first night of Prospective Students Weekend, Toji prowled through campus in a gas-powered maintenance cart with a shiny new hood and front bumper. Red Hot Chili Peppers in his airpods, Nike slides on the gas pedal, one illegal Bud Lite half-empty in the cup holder he’d screwed into the dashboard, headlights off. (Leaf Blowing, If You Know What I Mean. still the same frat au, sukuna accidently fucks his crush's dad, the maintenance guy, behind an academic building) I just had to include the whole paragraph.
“Don’t do this,” Toji begged. (It's Not Hazing, It's Just Pledge Duties. itasukufushi, still the same frat au, cross-dressing, sukuita incest) Toji is begging Megumi not to fuck Sukuna as revenge for Toji fucking Sukuna. They're in skirts because hazing.
“You really didn’t have to help,” Megumi said as Yuji stuffed the vacuum back into that damn coat closet. (sukuitafushi, still that same frat au, untitled WIP)
Yuta did that awkward thing where he made eye contact with Jaehyun, but for only a split second as Jaehyun marched past the bathroom door—one of those passing eye contacts that isn’t long enough to smile or anything, just long enough that you both know you had a mutual social encounter and your timing sucks. (Sigma Season, yujae, sigma/alpha, non-traditional omegaverse, kpop rpf) had to include this one because i love it.
I may be a little biased, but I fuckin kill a first line u guys. But I did pick a few favorites. That isn't strictly the last ten. I guess I like some humor in my opening lines. My favorite are 5 and 8 because they're heavy lifters. Both throw you into the scene, establish something about the pov character's personality, and they have entertaining, incongruous details that make you curious. Let me know if you have a favorite! Or if you're seeing a trend I'm not.
Tagging @laughing-sock, @catsmical, @darkimaginativeplace, @bellamybelladonnao3, @glassfossa, @ginforink, and @sssneakiest
Remember when I said I was going to learn to draw just to spite ai? I have for you this evening my first ever fan art! Naturally I'm beginning with obscenity. Unfortunately it was too obscene for tumblr and got flagged, so here's some obscure shots.
Uncensored here on blusky
I used to be an art major! Couldn't ever draw people very well, but I've been studying up so that I can unleash my secret obsession: fem Yuji's gorgeous tiddies!
There's a lot of awesome free online resources if you want to learn to draw. I've been using Proko Academy on YouTube. For a while I was like once I get (arbitrary measurement) good at figure drawing, then i'll try some fanart. But I'm finding that the fastest way to improve is to start by drawing the fun stuff. ya know. porn.
lots to improve on! a lot of the anatomy and perspective is still wonky guesswork a lot of body parts took a lot of tries. I gave up on the hand. faces are a big struggle. but idk, i'm surprised and pleased that it looks as good as it does. I guess look forward to more mitch-tries-fanart in the future. and i still don't know how to draw clothes so you can bet it'll be more porn! maybe i'll draw art of my fics!
Fic authors self rec!
Post your favorite five fics that you've written, then tag at least five other writers. 🧡🧡🧡
Thanks so much @catsmical for the tag!!
The Prince and the Butcher: by far the best thing I've ever written. Two victors who killed each other's district mates to win back-to-back Hunger Games have been rivals ever since. This year, for the first time, they're both mentors. They must deal with the capitol and each other to keep their tributes alive. Enemies to lovers with a side of trauma and lots of sexual tension. It's kpop rpf but it's also Hunger Games crossover. I really don't think you need to be a fan of either to enjoy it. I've let IRLs read it. If not for the violence, I'd probably let my mom read it.
Moon Trapped in the Pond's Surface: ongoing heian-era-ish court drama Goyuu that I'm super proud of! It's Alpha/alpha! Emperor Gojo discovers (in a very hands-on manner) that alpha soldier Yuji has… omega parts. He immediately appoints him as a personal guard. It's vibey, character driven, with a setting that felt just luscious to write. It's also one of the most technically ambitious things I've written.
The Kitchen Drawer: Listen. I know. Tojigumi is a hard sell. But this isn't really incest? maybe? Everybody keeps their clothes on, they're just lowkey doing bdsm, but like, on accident. It's controlled, intimate violence. they're trying really hard to keep it as sexless as possible. Anyway I thought it was really interesting exploration of kink, and "schrodingers incest" might be my favorite tag I've ever used.
Perfect Seven: one of these things is not like the others. As opposed to my usual E rated M/M fics with shocking tags, this is rated T het college meet cute. And it's Shoko/Sukuna! When Geto and Gojo sexile Geto's roommate, they send him to Gojo's room, much to the surprise of Gojo's roommate, Shoko. So STEM nerd Shoko and star basketball player Sukuna spend a few nights alone together. There's a kitten named Yuji!
Sigma Season: sigma/alpha fic, also kpop rpf. a sigma and an alpha are roommates and the sigma has to help the alpha get through mating season. a trademark mitch humorous college au. I just thought it would be great to steal manosphere shit and make homoerotic porn with it. I also wanted to write an opening scene that took place over a toilet.
It was really hard to choose five. I picked based on fics I was most proud of, and also fics I think are most enjoyable. I'm curious, if you guys had to rec one mitch fic, which would it be?
tagging @darkimaginativeplace, @ginforink, @bellamybelladonnao3, @glassfossa, and @laughing-sock, sorry for any repeats!
i lied about wip wednesday, i have written a couple things since december, including 2.5k of this vampire fic where Kaori creates Yuji to house the reincarnated soul of a vampire she wants to borrow books from. don't really see it going anywhere but here you go.
“What have you done?” Sukuna murmured. “This is Yuji,” said Kaori. Her hands settled on his shoulders. “My son. He’s a reincarnation.” In the silence, a great clock ticked in the dark room. The fire crackled. “A reincarnation of who?” Sukuna breathed. “Can’t you tell?” Something flew at Yuji’s face. He flinched back. Rough fingers grabbed his jaw and Yuji blinked inches up into Sukuna’s eyes. They searched his, hungrily, his brows pinched. “Hey,” Yuji said, but it came out in a whisper. Sukuna’s hand slid around his back and jerked Yuji’s chest against his. He felt cold, even though he’d just been by the fire. Yuji grabbed his arms and pushed gently to try and get some room. When that didn’t budge him, he pushed harder. Still nothing. “Where have you been?” Sukuna murmured. “What?” “All these years…” He tipped Yuji’s face up. His fingers dug hard into his cheeks. Yuji shoved on his arms, real force this time, the kind he wouldn’t dare use—would never need to use—on Megumi or Mom. Sukuna still didn’t budge. He laughed softly. His lashes fluttered shut and he slid his hand around to the base of Yuji’s skull to hold him as he pressed his forehead against Yuji’s. Yuji shot a sideways look at Kaori. Maybe she could help. But she smiled and watched them with her head tilted like she thought it was cute. “Seems I won’t need proof?” “No, I can feel it.” Sukuna’s deep voice rumbled against Yuji’s chest. “I can feel…” He gripped Yuji tighter against him, pressing their chests together so tight it was hard to breathe. They shared the strength too, not just the hair. “Where did you find it?” Yuji swallowed. “I-it?” he squeaked. “How I came by it is a secret,” said Kaori. “Rest assured you would not be able to use the knowledge even if you knew it. But I gave birth to the boy myself to house it for you. If I can have unimpeded access to your library, you can have him.” Yuji’s head spun. His stomach rolled. “Mom, what?”