To be fair, it would be really weird, yeah.
But it'd still be funny, which is more than I can say about this movie. "The Lone Ranger" feels like a kamikaze movie, something done for the sake of those involved instead of the audience or the characters. I'm not gonna pretend I'm a big fan of the Lone Ranger as a character, but this is a very bad movie if you want to care for him or his cause.
It's still got a lot of clever and enjoyable set pieces, though you have to get through an absolutely noxious poisoned swamp full of wolves in order to get there.
Is it worth it? Not really. You can check the clips on YouTube and save yourself two hours.
So yeah, can't recommend. And now if you excuse me, I need to convince my friend here to put this saddle on.
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