May 20
Barty who does horribly academically but is actually very smart when it comes to trying to make a clone of himself to go class for him.
Imagine Evan walking into their dorm seeing Barty on the floor surrounded by books and research papers he found in the library and a body laying in front of him that looks oddly like Barty but not identical.
His jaw drops to the floor and when the first wave of shock is over he exclaims "What in the hornkus binglefuck is that?!?!?!!"
.... that's how the hornkus got his name - thru Evan's creative cursing
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