Have I said how much I LOVE Sirius?

mі𝗍sᥙkі | sһᥱ/һᥱr••• very much homo (omnie)••• 🇺🇦 stuck in USA••• According to me I'm hilarious "I love being dramatic! 'Cause why would you ever deal with any emotion in a logical way, when you could have the option to absolutely lose your mind" ~Conan Grey

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

please take your shoes off before entering my blog

[mitsukiixx]

Please and thank you

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[humblefryingpan]

I made tea but since I was crying in the bathroom for like 40 minutes it's cold now which is honestly so very rude like can you not see I'm going through smth

[mitsukiixx]

I always love seeing my own posts get recommended to be on the following fyp, cuz yeah Tumblr I would love this post. I MADE IT

[humblefryingpan]

Designed a dress based on a greenhouse and it took oh so long but here it is!! (Ft Nuru)

Tumblr image quality is so ass pls click it to see properly

And little details bc I spent too long on them to not say anything>>

[mitsukiixx]

IT LOOKS SO COOL OMG I'M GOING TO EAT IT UP

[mitsukiixx]

YOU KNOW WHAT IM MAKING A TAG GAME LET'S GO!

NAME 3+ OF YOUR FAV QUEER SHIPS TO CELEBRATE START OF PRIDE AND TAG YOUR MOOTS (everyone welcome to join in)

Jegulus, wolfstar, Narlily, wiseflower, kavetham, kaebedo, cynari, Laufer, beiguang, ChiLi, dorlene, ivantill, jegulily, Wriollette, TagTeam (+the ones I forgor 😭)

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[mitsukiixx]

There are two types of queer people when asked about their identity:

The "I'm gender fluid, aroace, polyromantic, owner of all five queerfinity stones, mitochondria the powerhouse of the-..."

And the "idk what are you a cop? (Depends on the moon phase)"

[satan-offical]

AAAAAAA I FEEL MY GAY POWERS CONSUMING ME!! IT'S TOO POWERFUL FOR ME TO HANDLE!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!

[ordinaryschmuck]

I agree with this statement.

[remusfruitloopin]

Sirius calls it 'fucking'

Remus calls it 'shagging'

James calls it 'doing it'

Peter calls it yazoinking/sha-bamming/boinking/Skoodilypooping/going capital B beast mode/boom-baya-boom-bala/boomshakalaka/the devil's tango/'really-in-depth-secret-handshakes'/woohooing/bow-chika-bow-wow/wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am/getting jiggly with it/doing the cupid shuffle/scary

[evil-twink-reg]

hornkus binglefuck is the type of guy to bring his guitar to a party and sing wonderwall

except he makes barty play for him bc he can’t actually play and also he’s tonedeaf

[felixharbingerofangst]

"He Hornkus on my Bingle until I-"

-Peter, probably

[aiexh]

my sister is a retired marauders fan and has rarely interacted with the fandom since 2019 and my favourite hobby to piss her off is introduce her to the ridiculous new things the fandom comes up with and was her crashout

some of my favourite conversations include

"what's your opinion on quillkiller?"

"what is that? barty and who else?"

"no it's bellatrix and reeta skeeter"

"WHAT THE FUCK"

"calm down-"

"you know back in my day we just used to combine the names of the characters to make ship names. WHAT THE FUCK IS QUILLKILLER"

"guess what bitchkiller is"

"okay this is easy. bitch as in dog, so sirius and bellatrix? ew they're related."

"it's sirius and barty"

"DONT EVEN CHAT TO ME RIGHT NOW"

"wait till you hear about kittywater"

"WHAT THE FUCK"

cut to me spending 30 minutes reading out rarepairs to her while she tries to guess who they are and crash the fuck out

the most recent one

"barty has an evil twin now"

"what? who?"

"hornkus binglefuck"

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME"

"he's commonly headcannoned to be pandoras failed science experiment"

"DONT EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW"

"it started off as a pinterest joke"

"I HATE YOU"

"they ship him with grant chapman"

"HUH?????"

[mitsukiixx]

This is like the funniest shit ever what

[mitsukiixx]

Barty who does horribly academically but is actually very smart when it comes to trying to make a clone of himself to go class for him.

Imagine Evan walking into their dorm seeing Barty on the floor surrounded by books and research papers he found in the library and a body laying in front of him that looks oddly like Barty but not identical.

His jaw drops to the floor and when the first wave of shock is over he exclaims "What in the hornkus binglefuck is that?!?!?!!"

.... that's how the hornkus got his name - thru Evan's creative cursing

[mitsukiixx]

After Evan calmed down his first suggestion was a threesome

[mitsukiixx]

Barty who does horribly academically but is actually very smart when it comes to trying to make a clone of himself to go class for him.

Imagine Evan walking into their dorm seeing Barty on the floor surrounded by books and research papers he found in the library and a body laying in front of him that looks oddly like Barty but not identical.

His jaw drops to the floor and when the first wave of shock is over he exclaims "What in the hornkus binglefuck is that?!?!?!!"

.... that's how the hornkus got his name - thru Evan's creative cursing

[bitchi4mwillywonka]

"drop the attitude" either deal with it or fuck it out of me, your choice.

[agonylover]

sirius black type shi

[satan-offical]

My ex-trout-wife still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER

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