I’m little upset, that my trade in Twitter about scp organisations was not popular. Maybe it will be there…
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I’m not know really much about scp, but this is what I understand about organisations
The SCP Fundation:
- collecting for collecting
- they try to protect, but nobody knows what from what
-“how is killed this &₽%?#& reptile?”
The Chaos Insurgency
- we are offended by the foundation! or not... or yes! ...or not, although...
- on the offended scp - water is carried*
-“to contain objects is, of course, good, but have you ever tried them in battle?”
Doctor Wondertainment
- arrange a fun for you, even if you didn't ask for it (and only he will have fun here)
- Willy Wonka, you're drunk, go to the factory
- NO, not on this factory!
The Factory
- supplies for all sorts of mystical shit are scheduled for millennia ahead
- serious guys, they are not to be trifled with
-"phahahah, you were all nearly killed by a handful of fairies!"
-"what fairies?" - the head of the plant, hiding the corpse
MK&D
- loot triumphs over evil*
- especially if this evil can be sold
- have not been seen in Arkhangelsk*, but they live suspiciously long
- safety comes first, especially your own ass
-"Swiper, no swiping!"
- although they are far from the Hand
Meat Circus (RU)
-"aren't you having fun?" And we really do.
- any bauble of folly will keep rich men jolly
- annoy the Foundation
- the famous Russian savvy turned into an SCP object
Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting
-"we're not with them!"
- the circus has left, the clowns have stayed... and more notes, fires and devastation
- the view function of the Phoenix*
- you don't find the circus, but the circus finds you, if you're looking for a circus
The Serpent's Hand
- humanists before gnashing teeth at the foundation, the Rebels and the GOC
- how poor students are housed in the library
- smarter, more agile and cooler than others
- pacifying ducks-it's so humortous
- they can even get out through your ass
GOC
- for all the good against all the bad
- especially if the good is 108 organizations GOK
- the best content is disposal
Sarkicism
- a typical bourgeois cult
- they raised a void in the house, put their son on a stake, built him like a monster tree*
- not a cult writes a book, but a book writes a cult
BONUS: The Daevites
- they are not, but they are
- the same sarkicists: side view
- and why is any horror necessarily in Western Siberia?
Rotten God Mountain (RU)
- sarkicism for poor
- everything is rotten
-"destroy it! start with yourself !"
-"Everyone has their own cockroaches in their head. My, for example, are people" - Rotten God
The Church of the Broken God
- gears
- more of the gears!
- steampunk vs cyberpunk
-"where are these %?"# gears?!"
- well, whatever, I'm going to be sarkicist!
The Fifth Church
- heeeeey, dude, relax…
-"you can take people out of a church, but never a church out of people."*
- interesting metaphysical geometry for the fourth floor
- teaching in the air
Research Institute "Progress" (RU)
- Yes, we know!*
- look nervously at the SSD
- a bright communist future has already come for them
- ...I hope so
University Alexylva:
- those dudes who want to appear as cool jocks
- and in fact, they are nerds
- the objects wrung out everything they could
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1. Russian proverb: on the offended water is carried. Meaning: don’t offend
2. good triumphs over evil
3. scp-006
4. чайник с функцией жопа
5. Every man should plant a tree, build a house and raise a son
6. You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl — american statement
7. noosphere - is derived from the Greek νόος ("mind", "reason") and σφαῖρα ("sphere"), in lexical analogy to "atmosphere" and "biosphere". The noosphere (alternate spelling noösphere) is a philosophical concept developed and popularized by the Russian biogeochemist Vladimir Vernadsky, and the French philosopher and Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin. Vernadsky defined the noosphere as the new state of the biosphereand described as the planetary "sphere of reason".The noosphere represents the highest stage of biospheric development, its defining factor being the development of humankind's rational activities.