I made this a while ago for something else, and I decided I might as well touch it up and drop it here as reference material. Covers a timespan of a little over 13.8 Billion Years.
Incalculable Past
Creation of the First Hytoth
Birth of the Koru-Teusa
Destruction of the First Hytoth by the Voru-Teut
Founding of Extratemporal Site X by the Department of Temporal Anomalies
(?) Fifthism Begins to Manifest in Five Branches
Prehistory
14,000,000,000 YA - Creation of the Second Hytoth (Our Universe)
4,500,000,000 YA - Creation of the Solar System
3,600,000,000 YA - Life Arises on Earth
3,000,000,000 YA - Dragons Imprison a Demon the Size of North America Beneath the Pacific Ocean Plate and Continually Drain its Power Through Volcanism (see SCP-8007)
2,500,000,000 YA - Age of the Cave Painting Described in SCP-2180
2,400,000,000 YA - The First Intelligent Species Arises on Earth, SCP-2735
2,400,000,000 YA - That Species and the Multicellular Life Associated with Them goes Extinct in the Oxygen Crisis
1,800,000,000 YA - The Boring Billion Begins Thanks to the Time Machine Described in SCP-6783
700,000,000 YA - Species of Interest 002 Settles the Earth-Moon System, Creating SCP-2651 and SCP-4431
575,000,000 YA - The Earliest Non-anomalous Animals Evolve
SCP-163 (The Leviathan) Has Existed Since This Period
520,000,000 YA - SCP-4131, Gunhead Anomalocaris, Claims it was Created at this Time to Combat Trilobites. However, G.A. Says a lot of Things
116,000,000 YA - SCP-317’s Species Evolves from Pachyecephalosaurids and Becomes a Dominant Technological Species, Inventing Both Space Exploration and Time Travel. They Die Out Due to the Aptian Extinction, within a Million Years of their Genesis
66,000,000 YA - Chicxulub Impact
3,000,000 YA - Creation of the Genus Homo
Human History
120,000 BC - Fae Empire
End of the Fae and Yeren Empires (see SCP-1000)
70,000 BC - Destruction of Alexandria Eternal Restarts Human Civilization (see SCP-4001)
47,000 BC - Approximate Creation of the Obsidian Obelisk of Warning, SCP-1050
24,000 BC - Most Recent Interpretation of Sauelsuesor’s Birth Date (SCP-179)
12,000 BC or prior - Mr. Destiny is Accidentally Retconned into Human History by Gamers Against Weed
10,000 BC - Daevite Empire Founded
9,000 BC - Ortothan-Daevite War
2,600 BC - Earliest Records of the Activities of “Goldbaker” of Goldbaker-Reinz Ltd. (see SCP-6987)
2,500 BC - Pyramids of Giza Built Through Entirely Non Anomalous Means
2,000 BC - Xia Dynasty Founded
1,600 BC - Xia Dynasty Largely Removes Itself From the Timeline in a War Against the Children of the Torch, Rendering the Shang the Earliest Historical Chinese Dynasty. Some Sources Characterize this as the Zeroth Occult War, and Attribute the Retconning of Multiple Other Civilizations to this Event (see SCP-2481)
1,600 BC - Founding of the Mekhanite Empire
15th Century BC - Sealing of the Scarlet King by the Nomads of SCP-3838
1,200 BC - The First Occult War Occurs Between the Mekhanites and the Nalka, Causing the Bronze Age Collapse
1,000 BC - The Egyptian God Bes is Sealed in Stone (see SCP-208)
630 BC - Ashurbanipal of Assyria Gains Phenomenal Magical Power
3rd Century BC - Chinese General Qin Kai Nearly Wipes Out the Remaining Daevites (see SCP-140)
145 BC - The Alexylva University Timeline Branches Off with Carthage Conclusively Defeating Rome in the Third Punic War
60 BC - The Document “Trapped in the Past, I Must Get Stronger to Stop Time Travelers Throughout the Roman World” is Written and Stored in SCP-4500 (see SCP-8901)
48 BC - Part of the Library of Alexandria is Burned by Invading Romans, and Alexandria Eternal Beneath it is Sealed Until the 20th Century
40 AD - The First Known Veil Preserving Organization is Founded in Rome, the Occulte Sapientiae Cura Praetoria
140 AD - A Mekhanite Supercomputer Named Sophia Converts to Christianity and is Martyred
317 AD - Founding of the Town of Fidelis Roma, Later to be Classified SCP-5120
330 AD - The Byzantine Empire is Founded and has Each of its Dynasties in Some Way Influenced by Aliens
5th Century AD - First Records of the Anomalous Name “Tallakant”
480 AD - First Iteration of King Arthur Pendragon
650 AD - A Mayan Alchemist Invents Nuclear Weapons and Constructs an Elaborate Complex to Seal them Away (see SCP-4400)
8th Century AD - The Necronomicon is Written by the Yemeni Occultist and Polymath Abd al-Hazred
793 AD - The Viking Raid of Lindisfarne is Preceded by Dragon Sightings
1043 AD - Founding of the Valravn Mercenary Group
1096 AD - First Crusade
1130 AD - Invention of the Color Blue by Faramund the Schriftsteller (see SCP-8901)
1206 AD - Fourth Occult War Begins, Describing the Mongols’ Anomalous Conquests, Particularly Against the Daeva (see SCP-140), Siberian Nalka, and Khwarazim Djinn
1227 AD - The Golden Horde Embarks on a Quest Through Time to Find Genghis Khan an Unmarked Grave
14th Century AD - Probable Birthdate of SCP-049
15th Century AD - Fourth Occult War According to Third Law
1491 AD - The SCP Foundation Dept. of Surrealistics is Founded by a Swarm of Butterflies on the 35th of October
1522 AD - Fifth Occult War Begins in Germany. Third Law and Others Instead have it in Succeeding Century
1623 AD - Commission on Unusual Cargo Founded
1664 AD - The Malfunctioning Destroyer Crashes Into Io and Then Jupiter, Creating the Great Red Spot (see SCP-2399)
1720’s AD - Lemuel Gulliver Establishes Contact with Multiple Insular Anomalous Nations, Such as Houyhnhnmland and Laputa. Normalcy Preserving Organizations Later Pass Off his Expeditions as Fiction Concocted by his Biographer Johnathan Swift (According to EE-6460)
1724 AD - The Ancient Noble Order of the Gormogons had been Founded by this Year to Oppose the Freemasons (Real World History Fictionalized by Foundationverse)
1800-1858 AD - The “Marketplace Years” of the Nomads of SCP-3838
1820 AD - Mary Wollenstonecraft Shelley Leaves the Employment of HMFSCP Due to Disagreements in Necromantic Ethics
1820’s Through 1860’s AD - The Adventures of Lord Thomas Theodore Blackwood, as Related in His Journals of the Period (see SCP-1867)
1844 AD - The Demiurge is Destroyed
1858 AD - The Isle of Avalon Magically Collapses, and the British Government Relocates Large Numbers of Fae to Three Portlands
1861 AD - Founding of the Modern Adytite Republic of Polynesia (see SCP-4036)
1860’s AD - The Sixth Occult War Happens, Causing Widespread Devastation. Various Occult Organizations Agree to Formally Establish the Veil
1871 AD - Charles Babbage has his Mind Transferred to a Supercomputer in Control of a Fae Asteroid Colony (see NTE-2858)
Late 19th Century AD - The SCP Foundation is Formed Through the Merging of Multiple Prior Organizations, Such as HMFSCP, ASCI, Le Estate Noir, the Abnormality Institute, the Tzar’s Seers, etc. It is Older or Younger in a Few Settings, but Almost all Pin its Origins Here
1898 AD - Failed Extraterrestrial Invasion
1906 AD - The SCP Foundation Contains the Dragon Classified as SCP-3844
1911 AD - The SCP Foundation Commits Genocide Against 20% of the Fae in Central Europe (Approximately 15,000 People). This Strains Relationships to this Day
1914 AD - WWI Goes by Relatively Non Anomalously. Multiple “Heroes Under the Mountain” Return to Fight for their People (see SCP-4918)
1916 AD - Chaos Insurgency Possibly Founded in Response to the World War. This Varies Heavily
1917 AD - Britain Gives Up Claims on Three Portlands as a Concession for US Aid in WWI
1920-1928 AD - Kleinberg, South Dakota is Stuck in These Years (see SCP-1309)
1921 AD - The Hoover Mandate Establishes UIU Jurisdiction Over all Nexuses and Freeports in the US
1933 AD - ICSUT Sponsors an Expedition to Explore the Local Multiverse
1934 AD - Nikola Tesla Accidentally Invents a Death Ray so Powerful It will Destroy the Universe if Activated (see SCP-2700). It is Currently Primed to Fire in 2234
1937 AD - The Seventh Occult War Begins with Conflicts Between the Knights Templar and Obskura Corps Over Religious Artifacts
1939 AD - The Allied Occult Initiative Forms to Oppose Axis Paranormal Organizations
1941 AD - Communism Spreads to the Pacific Ocean with the Dolphin Posadist Republic of Indonesia (see SCP-3932)
1942 AD - According to the Djkaktus/TwistedGears 001 Proposal, this Year saw the Church of the Broken God Create a Flawed Avatar of Mekhane, which Carved out the Gulf of California
1944 AD - A Temporal Accident Imprisons Dr. Ilse Reynders (see SCP-5616)
1945 AD - The SCP Foundation Ends its Neutrality and Enters the Seventh Occult War on the Side of the Allies
1945 AD - The AOI Establishes its Successor Organization, the Global Occult Coalition, with the Five Fold Mission of Survival, Concealment, Protection, Education, and Destruction
1945 AD - After Consultation with the Pope, US President Harry Truman Transfers the Office of Roman Emperor to a Member of the SCP Foundation (see SCP-3853)
1947 AD - The US Government Builds Paramax, a Paranormal Maximum Security Prison in its Own Pocket Dimension. Its First Inmate is a High Ranking Nazi Occultist
1951 AD - GRU-P Researchers Create a Perfect Clone of Hitler with all of his Memories so that Joseph Stalin can Personally Torture Him
1953 AD - A Localized Rapture Happens in Atlantic City, New Jersey, After Which its Akiva Drops to Zero (Potentially Indicating Being Forsaken by God)
1954 AD - The Slavery Stela is Transported to Pyongyang, North Korea, Where it Doesn’t Take Effect Due to Already Being Surrounded by a Totalitarian Regime
1955 AD - The SCP Foundation Becomes Aware of the Wanderer's Library
1960-1969 AD - These Years Repeated on Loop 340 Times, a Fact Only Remembered by Sir Paul McCartney. The Time Loop Lasted for 3,060 Years (see SCP-8966)
1961 AD - The US Government Declares a Total Embargo on Hell and Allied Nation States
1962 AD - Site-333 Passes a Fire Safety Inspection for the Last Time
1969 AD - The GOC Begins Building the Free Port of Eurtec in Extradimensional Space
1971 AD - Year by Which Olympus Mons had Come to Mars from Ceres (see SCP-2886)
1976 AD - The SCP Foundation Learns That Three Portlands Exists
1978 AD - The US Navy Loots Atlantis (see SCP-5525)
1979 AD - Founding of ORIA in the Wake of the Iranian Revolution
1981 AD - Creation of SCP-079’s Seed Code. It Would Become Fully Sapient by 1988
1981 AD - The Merger Producing the Modern Goldbaker-Reinz Ltd. (see SCP-6987)
1988 AD - The Fae Island Kingdom of Hy-Brasil is Devastated by Attack from a Kaiju, Which is Only Defeated Through the Use of a GOC Nuclear Warhead
1991 AD - The Fall of the Soviet Union Cripples the GRU-P, Causing Many Anomalies to Lapse From Their Control
Late 1990’s AD - The United States Backs a Coup in the Sumerian Underworld as Part of its Proxy Conflict with Hell
2000 AD - Zayou-Leusan is Consumed by the Voru-Teut, Leaving Only Rakmau-Leusan to Defend the Second Hytoth
Late 2000’s AD - MTF Omega-7 Goes Horribly Wrong
2009 AD - An Alien Satellite Arrives to Erase Earth’s Biosphere, but Reads the Webcomic “Homestuck” During Reconnaissance and Discovers her Love For Life
2012 AD - [Redacted]
2015 AD - The Goddess Discordia Launches the Discord App in Order to Drain Life Force From its Users (see SCP-5721)
2018 AD - Site-101 and Multiple Other Facilities Secede to Reform the Roman Empire (see SCP-3853)
2018 AD - The Volcano Goddess Osobiue is Successfully Made Dependent on Modern Processed Foods (see SCP-4338)
2054 AD - The Beginning of the Years Controlled by the “Empire of Time” of SCP-3838
I’m little upset, that my trade in Twitter about scp organisations was not popular. Maybe it will be there…
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I’m not know really much about scp, but this is what I understand about organisations
The SCP Fundation:
- collecting for collecting
- they try to protect, but nobody knows what from what
-“how is killed this &₽%?#& reptile?”
The Chaos Insurgency
- we are offended by the foundation! or not... or yes! ...or not, although...
- on the offended scp - water is carried*
-“to contain objects is, of course, good, but have you ever tried them in battle?”
Doctor Wondertainment
- arrange a fun for you, even if you didn't ask for it (and only he will have fun here)
- Willy Wonka, you're drunk, go to the factory
- NO, not on this factory!
The Factory
- supplies for all sorts of mystical shit are scheduled for millennia ahead
- serious guys, they are not to be trifled with
-"phahahah, you were all nearly killed by a handful of fairies!"
-"what fairies?" - the head of the plant, hiding the corpse
MK&D
- loot triumphs over evil*
- especially if this evil can be sold
- have not been seen in Arkhangelsk*, but they live suspiciously long
- safety comes first, especially your own ass
-"Swiper, no swiping!"
- although they are far from the Hand
Meat Circus (RU)
-"aren't you having fun?" And we really do.
- any bauble of folly will keep rich men jolly
- annoy the Foundation
- the famous Russian savvy turned into an SCP object
Herman Fuller's Circus of the Disquieting
-"we're not with them!"
- the circus has left, the clowns have stayed... and more notes, fires and devastation
- the view function of the Phoenix*
- you don't find the circus, but the circus finds you, if you're looking for a circus
The Serpent's Hand
- humanists before gnashing teeth at the foundation, the Rebels and the GOC
- how poor students are housed in the library
- smarter, more agile and cooler than others
- pacifying ducks-it's so humortous
- they can even get out through your ass
GOC
- for all the good against all the bad
- especially if the good is 108 organizations GOK
- the best content is disposal
Sarkicism
- a typical bourgeois cult
- they raised a void in the house, put their son on a stake, built him like a monster tree*
- not a cult writes a book, but a book writes a cult
BONUS: The Daevites
- they are not, but they are
- the same sarkicists: side view
- and why is any horror necessarily in Western Siberia?
Rotten God Mountain (RU)
- sarkicism for poor
- everything is rotten
-"destroy it! start with yourself !"
-"Everyone has their own cockroaches in their head. My, for example, are people" - Rotten God
The Church of the Broken God
- gears
- more of the gears!
- steampunk vs cyberpunk
-"where are these %?"# gears?!"
- well, whatever, I'm going to be sarkicist!
The Fifth Church
- heeeeey, dude, relax…
-"you can take people out of a church, but never a church out of people."*
- interesting metaphysical geometry for the fourth floor
- teaching in the air
Research Institute "Progress" (RU)
- Yes, we know!*
- look nervously at the SSD
- a bright communist future has already come for them
- ...I hope so
University Alexylva:
- those dudes who want to appear as cool jocks
- and in fact, they are nerds
- the objects wrung out everything they could
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1. Russian proverb: on the offended water is carried. Meaning: don’t offend
2. good triumphs over evil
3. scp-006
4. чайник с функцией жопа
5. Every man should plant a tree, build a house and raise a son
6. You can take the girl out of the country, but you can't take the country out of the girl — american statement
7. noosphere - is derived from the Greek νόος ("mind", "reason") and σφαῖρα ("sphere"), in lexical analogy to "atmosphere" and "biosphere". The noosphere (alternate spelling noösphere) is a philosophical concept developed and popularized by the Russian biogeochemist Vladimir Vernadsky, and the French philosopher and Jesuit priest Pierre Teilhard de Chardin. Vernadsky defined the noosphere as the new state of the biosphereand described as the planetary "sphere of reason".The noosphere represents the highest stage of biospheric development, its defining factor being the development of humankind's rational activities.
