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About S4 and S5
Fandom: Zoe have been planned from the start! It's just Chloe stans being delusional!
S3 Eps 18 Timetagger
Future Bunnyx: Chat Noir is sooooo reckless! He lost a miraculous in the future!
S4 Finale
Ladybug: *freaking lost ALL the miraculouses*
You can't freaking make up this shit. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHASJ
There's no freaking way Bunnyx would say that shit unless she have a BIIIIGGG FAT CRUSH on Ladybug and have bias larger than universe itself
Why Writing Marinette Is So Hard For Me (and maybe you will relate)
I'd talked with my friend about MLB characters, particulary miss Mari Sue Bread-Maker here. Even though I cast aside my salty behaviour to her and trying to see her as a plastic doll figure to write as a character, I still can put a finger on her base personality. But I'm drawing blanks here. It's because when I look at her throughout the seasons, the writers always trying to stick cool things to her, never actually developing her base that would make a decent start in writing. It's like they got a bulletin board of her with some of her base personaliry being overwhelmed and stacked brim full with sticky notes of "cool", "quirky", and "not like the other girls" things because she is sooo amazing she needs to be good at everything except being near Adrien, teehee~
All I can think of is something her stans would call "personality" (which is quite questionable if you really want to meet that kind of person in real life) on this list :
Clumsy: This one is not a personality but a motoric problem and needed to get treated asap before you are flying down the stairs. Where's all the bruises she got if she falls for the nth time that day? Girl's skin are thinner than boys.
"Loving" Adrien: Again, not a personality but a problem that needs to be treated asap before she got jail time. That fireman is insane to help a teenager becoming a criminal early in her life. Don't tell me that's how he approaches his wife...
"Overly Planning": Thrice of again, go to therapy asap. We only see her doing this to Adrien, not even her mom got a ready gift for the next 20 years. You might say that it's different kind of "love" but nah. If she is a real planner, she would swipe out a gift for her mom asap from under her desk. If you follow with her having ALL of her classmates schedules, she would be burning through her textiles to get them presents for their birthday for at least another 2-3 years.
I asked again to another friend of mine who usually write ideas and AUs. He said that even though Mari Sue's talents are admirable in handiwork, it even got corroded when the seasons stretched out. It only got passing mention of a few minutes screentime of certain episodes, but there's nothing that can ties her "passion" to her personality. She doesn't examine the texture of textiles, saying that it feels appropriate for [project] (eye for details); she doesn't take notes or inspirations from a painting, feelings, or stories ; heck, she doesn't even carry her needle and threads everywhere she goes in case of something; not even excitedly rambling about fashion like freaking Alya rambling about her scoop of journalism. The little details is to build importance of her passion, and it shows that the writers just don't care.
No wonder all I can think of when thought of her is her creepy, stalkerish, obsessive, and control freak tendencies because it's what apparently stay coherent throughout the seasons.
Seriously. All I can do is making an entire whole new personalities for her and I don't freaking wanna do that because I want to go straight to writing with a decent base. I would lose my drive to write just to remember to separate Mari Sue canon self and what personality I think would fit in.
Being a fan of MLB and watching the show is like having an abusive relationship.
Playing Idiot Plot and Idiot Ball
There is no power scaling in Miraculous Ladytrash. Everything boils down to Plot Conveniences and Deus Ex Machinas in every. Single. Episode.
Yes, Marisue. You are the biggest transgressor and I hate you for that. I start hating you again both objectively and subjectively. And that saying something.
I remember I still have screenshots from various Youtube comments about how sh1t3 Miraculous Ladybug is and how Marinette affects the mind of young impressionable kids. That's because I was still SALTY about Marinette being... you know what I mean. And yeah, I'm still salty but mostly apathetic because I deserve better than this crap of a show and Marinette again.
Since it's going to be a waste to let my wasted time to be mostly for naught, won't you take a little peek at my secret file? It won't bite.
Unless you see some concerning individuals and their opinions from these screenshots, I'll let you all decide. Just comment down the notes and once I got an audience I will unleash the chaos.
If you want to write a fanfic you totally won't regret being a trash, try Miraculous Ladybug. But it's not recommended for people who didn't know about this show or fandom, pedaling back to the north pole is an option. Unless you have a group of friends who actively hates it to the bottom of their hearts and likes to dissects it deep down to the bottom of the earth for making more new ideas, you can go for it. Or you'll be in a whole new world of suffering.
Please give suggestions down below to stay sane for the gaping hole of the lack of conclusions so people who are curious suffer less.
For a second I thought this take was that supporting miraculous ladybug meant supporting dictatorships
