Certified Deadbeat Father

God/Troy🏹| God/Godself. 21. here for a good time not a moral time https://pronouny.xyz/u/troytricabbit I am asking you to actually look at my pronouny before you comment on my pronouns.

[troycattribunny]

If you can't talk about ICE killing people without having to say "well Ice kills OTHER people not just Americans" (because you think Immigrants aren't americans, You don't think POC are americans. You're not fucking SLICK) don't talk about ICE at all.

[troycattribunny]

The thing is they WANT Americans to be killed, thats fucking hilarious. We're not people, we're entertainment. Our death is the proof the American empire is collapsing, our death is celebrated. But not THOSE Americans, those are the good ones who should be saved. Because they're not actually American.

[damnfandomproblems]

Fandom Problem #15,154:

When a character has a very common name, and you see a post about them with no last name, no source media, no nothing mentioned or tagged

Which fucking Jack???

[troycattribunny]

can't wait to see how this is fixed in TWST!

[a-book-of-creatures]

Any creatures running around in your head at the moment?

this thang

[a-book-of-creatures]

please make it go away

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[toxicmustdie]

[dappercyborg]

@troycattribunny

[peerieweirdo]

[red-mercer]

Someone wanna provide context for the non-SDV people?

[lastoneout]

Saw this in the notes and figured I'd step in!

So, for non-SDV players, in most farming sims you can get married to certain characters and have children with them, however this is typically a permanent choice that can't be undone, so if you want to marry someone else or not have kids you would have to start over with a fresh save.

But SDV is different. The game has a witch's hut you can eventually unlock that lets you use...black magic, basically, to soft-reset marriage/children choices without starting over. There's a divorce option so you can ditch your spouse, but that's the only normal one. It also adds an option to turn your children into doves to get rid of them, hence OP saying they "birded" their kids. You're not...technically killing them...but only barely.

(It also adds an option to mind-wipe your previous spouse so they don't remember being married to you and thus don't hate you, and you can even remarry them then if you want, but I don't think that was needed for this, just figured it was sinister enough to warrant a mention.)

All that to say, the reddit OP married a character, progressed to the point that they had a child with them, and then used black magic to "kill" the child and divorce their spouse before moving on to the next marriage candidate and doing the same, over and over until they had gone through all twelve marriage candidates, resulting in a collection of twelve "dead" children.

Which, I must agree, is some uniquely unhinged behavior indeed.

[the-haiku-bot]

Which, I must agree,

is some uniquely unhinged

behavior indeed.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[suinicide]

Okay, but who is joja

[stupidbeecandle]

Joja is essentially Walmart. You can either try to revitalize the town by going the community route and help local businesses and people thrive or you can sell the town to Jojacorp who will put the locals out of business and sell you way cheaper and shittier stuff

[kindigo]

“I may use black magic to be a serial child murderer, but at least I’m not a capitalist”

[damnfandomproblems]

Fandom Problem #15,064:

I don't know how the manga/manhwa industry work,

But why is there an awful lot of hiatuses for health reasons ???

Are they being worked to the bones or something?!!!

[troycattribunny]

YES

The average age of death is 60 years old if you work in the comic industry in China Korea AND Japan. THEY ARE DYING 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON.

[troycattribunny]

I find it hilarious that theres a post going around that basically equate annoying tourists to USamericans when my state literally has a reserve fund for tourists because European tourists are dogshit when they're visiting the US and need to be flown down off hiking trails or pick up litter off of reservations both Native and protected reservations.

Europeans coming to America in general needs to do fucking better.

(This post is about European tourists in America if you're going to talk about immigration thats a different problem)

[troycattribunny]

It's summer again, so pour one out for the service workers having to deal with Europeans on a power trip.

[troycattribunny]

So the fun things about theater and crossdressing is that they are queer but that doesn't mean people in them are automatically queer. After all, a lot of theater hands are straight I've found but it is definitely a "queer space" where being gay is accepted. This also applies to things like crossdressing.

Anyway you ever hit on a drag king and you're politely turned down because she's not into women.

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

[eternally-a-dreamer]

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

[daftpatience]

noticed the two types of people in the tags

[imjunebitch]

im a pig ram ok

[lizzygibbons36]

Anime Summer

Bathing Suits

Bikinis

Swimsuits

Summer

[ursaspecter]

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.

🐾 superhowllock69 Follow

Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄

Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.

🌜 impawssible Follow

lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine

also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)

🦴 pupperoni Follow

I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir

🌜 impawssible Follow

lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅

🦴 pupperoni Follow

🦇 count-fuckula Follow

Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!

🐾 superhowllock Follow

lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?

🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow

They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.

🌜 impawssible Follow

me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does

🦴 pupperoni Follow

K

🌕 daddy-fenris Follow

U

[troycattribunny]

I'm 22 and have left the church like YEARS ago but I really only now am dissecting the purity culture of mormonism. I wasn't allowed to watch Mew Mew Power because the outfits were "too sexy"

Particularly Lettuce's and Zakuro's (I know I used Mew Mew Power I can't remember their eng names) outfits. Though now I actually prefer these designs to the 2020 reboot. Lettuce in particular is based off a Japanese school swimsuit iirc which I think is a nice touch.

But I was allowed to watch Winx Club

I am not saying that Winx club is more "sexy", quite the opposite. They are showing JUST as much skin as the Mew Mews. Some MIGHT make the argument that the Mews are younger but in Mew Mew Power because it is meant to be set in America 2004 and you had to be 16 to work the Mew Mews were aged up to 16 making them effectively the same age as the winx club in these outfits.

Nothing about these outfits are sexual. Nothing about these shows are particularly different. But purity culture told me that one was more sexual than the other even if they had really no difference.

[troycattribunny]

I find it hilarious that theres a post going around that basically equate annoying tourists to USamericans when my state literally has a reserve fund for tourists because European tourists are dogshit when they're visiting the US and need to be flown down off hiking trails or pick up litter off of reservations both Native and other protected reservations.

Europeans coming to America in general needs to do fucking better.

(This post is about European tourists in America. Stay on topic.)

[cutecipher]

capitalism

[dappercyborg]

@troycattribunny

[troycattribunny]

2. 108F weather

[hamburger-helper-official]

Idia gets a taste of that food service life (I feel ya buddy)