Chat between Phoebe and Arthur
Phoebe: Hey, Loser! Don't forget my birthday is coming soon. I'm having a party.
Arthur: I remember, Phoebe. It's mine too, you know.
Phoebe: .... Well, I'm older!
Arthur: Only by five minutes, and only because I let you be this time.
Phoebe... That's not how that works!
Arthur: Phoebe, I'm Artemis, goddess of the Hunt and a goddess of Childbirth. That's exactly how that worked.









