#mlb crack

[i-dont-like-miraculous]

Marinette getting tired of stressing over everything and just decides to do the reveal like this:

Alya *pointing her phone at adrien and marinette*: hey, you guys wanna do the new parisian rice purity test? (pg-13 edition) Marinette: Yeah, let's do it Adrien Adrien: okay :) Alya: put a finger down if you've ever kissed someone because you thought an akumatized villain was about to take you out Adrien: hmm, I think I might have gotten close a few times but never actually done it Marinette: yeah, I don't think I have either Alya: put a finger down if you've ever kissed a sentimonster *Marinette puts a finger down* Adrien: heh, was it some kind of weird thing with hawkmoth? Marinette: well it was definitely weird and definitely had to do with hawkmoth Alya: put a finger down if you've ever kissed someone in a different timeline that was destroyed because that person demolished the entire world *Marinette puts a finger down* Adrien: are you... okay? Alya: put a finger down if you've ever kissed the son of hawkmoth *Marinette puts a finger down* Adrien: ...you aren't cheating on me, heh... right? Alya: put a finger down if you've, over a hundred times, kissed someone who has two dead parents because their parents had been misusing miraculouses and the only reason he doesn't have three dead parents is that one used the miraculouses to give up their rapidly ending life to save the last Marinette *puts a finger down*: gosh, looks like I'm losing this game Adrien: *stares at marinette* Alya: put a finger down if you've kissed ladybug's civillian identity Marinette: oh! Adrien, looks like you need to put a finger down... here *pulls out the twin rings*. Now, put your finger down *Adrien puts his finger down while staring at marinette* cut to, camera pointed between a couch and the floor Adrien: is that... are you pranking me? Marinette: here, this letter explains it all Adrien: my father? Marinette: god, it was hard trying to keep up the facade that he was a halfway decent person Adrien:...

[i-wiggle-i-squirm-bc-i-am-a-worm]

ok final part bc I needed to get this out of my system

also when did this become ‘I want my hat back’ but with Adrien asking if he’s a slut

part 1   

part 2

[rosemelon82]

me when i help the old person on the street and i get kidnapped instead of getting a miraculous 💀

[i-like-anything-water]

fic idea, "The Adventures of a Drunk Queen Bee" chapter one, " what will happen if we tape buttered bread to Adrien's back and he jumps off a building? Will he land on his feet or on his back?"

There was laughing in the background as she adjusted the camera. Giving her signature smirk, Queen Bee wobbly stood up and gestured to the other heroes at the back.

"Hello, citizens of Paris! Today you will witness one of the greatest discovery to human and Kwami kind. An experiment worth your commoners attention span at 3 A.M. on a Monday." There was some shuffling and a red clad hand wrapped around her shoulder, the owner looking both amused and annoyed, "Bee, you're drunk."

"Citizens of Paris, this isn't the experiment I meant. Although, Ladybug and I have already tried various positions for better -"

"Oh my god, Bee!" A blushing Ladybug tackled her to the floor. There was some more giggling and a yelp as Rena appeared on the screen. Smiling mischievously, she grabbed the camera and not so gracefully walked over the two bugs, "The lovebirds are tied in a battle on who's going to come on top, but personally I think it's always Ladybug."

"Excuse me?!" Queen Bee's shriek made her laugh, "I am an amazing les-bee-an!"

"Not with those stupid puns."

A scoff, "You love my puns. You love anything that comes out of my mouth, darling."

"You being drunk should be a crime."

"You being an unsupportive girlfriend is a threat to humanity!"

Ladybug sighed as Queen Bee tried to wrestle her way out, "Why am I dating you?"

Silence. Then, "You wanna show the audience why? I wouldn't mind- ow, hey! You fucking brat!"

Rena shrugged as she turned the camera towards her, "They'll be fine. If I hear some non kiddy friendly sounds I'm kicking them off the roof."

Having reached her destination, she gave a bow as she showed their audience the 'experiment' Queen Bee had mentioned.

"Behold, cat on buttered bread. Will he land on his toes, back, or therapy?"

Chat Noir grinned and twirled, showing off the massive piece of bread drenched in butter at his back, "I don't mind either one. Father, are you seeing this? I can land on my own now!"

Carapace looked at the two, then at the camera, "I hope it's therapy."

[wisteriasymphony]

Was looking through old posts and rediscovered my favorite attempt at writing an original akuma. hehe

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[frosty-bean]

I’ve been gatekeeping these screenshots and I think it’s time I share them with the world

[thepigeonsopinion]

You know I just realized that if MLB is going to going to go with the route of Adrien being a sentimonster then if the ring that “controls” him is destroyed would that mean Adrien would also cease to exist, which in turn would end the LS all together. :0

(Old thought but why not post it lol :p)

But that's just my opinion (or theory idk) (・ε・)

((Also surprise I’m not dead, tho I wish I could be))

[jack-of-heartstrings]

OKAY SO are you guys familiar with the "do the butts match" meme? If not here's the original post for reference.

So my best friend just brought up "Okay but you know, I feel like if there was any superhero who would sincerely pull off something like 'the butts match' it would be Adrien."

And I just-- Wow okay yeah they are right and they should say it bc that is absolutely Chat level meming lmao BUT ALSO...

The immediate next thing to pop into my head after "yes accurate" was the following scenario.

Marinette is doing her usual Adrien "research" when she stumbles across the newly viral "the butts match" claim. Everyone else is laughing, and perhaps, for a flickering fraction of a second, she wants to, too... But within the first full second, her eyes go wide and her world starts to spin.

No... Could... could it be???

She KNOWS Adrien's butt anywhere, in any attire, and she THINKS-- but she has to be sure... So next time she sees Chat, she makes sure to look when he turns around.

"...I can't believe it," she whispers, stunned. "The butts match..."

And this is how Adrien's permanent identity reveal happens.

(Alt ending via my girlfriend: "The butts match... ... o.o This must mean Felix is Chat Noir...")