Dec 8, 2025
The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
As a grown adult, do you pick:
Top bunk
Bottom bunk
You couldn’t pay me to sleep in a bunk bed; I’ll take the floor
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The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
As a grown adult, do you pick:
Top bunk
Bottom bunk
You couldn’t pay me to sleep in a bunk bed; I’ll take the floor
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You can only wear one item to bed (you must wear one):
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The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
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Yes
No
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Fat Bottomed Girls
The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
You are knitting a sweater.
Top-down
Bottom-up
The only kinds of of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
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Top of the ninth
Bottom of the ninth
The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
Best half of the biscuit?
Top, so soft & fluffy
Bottom, dense and butter crunchy if you’re lucky