Dec 8, 2025
The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
You can only wear one item to bed (you must wear one):
Topless in PJ bottoms
Top only Winnie-the-Pooh’ing it
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The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
You can only wear one item to bed (you must wear one):
Topless in PJ bottoms
Top only Winnie-the-Pooh’ing it
The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
Best half of the biscuit?
Top, so soft & fluffy
Bottom, dense and butter crunchy if you’re lucky
The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
Rock out with your 🐓 out part the deux:
ZZ Top
Soggy Bottom Boys
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The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
Rock out with your 🍆 out
It’s a Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock ‘n’ Roll)
Fat Bottomed Girls
The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
You are knitting a sweater.
Top-down
Bottom-up
The only kinds of of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
⚾️
Top of the ninth
Bottom of the ninth
The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
You’re making a pot roast-
Top round roast
Bottom round roast
The only kinds of top/bottom discourse we should be having:
As a grown adult, do you pick:
Top bunk
Bottom bunk
You couldn’t pay me to sleep in a bunk bed; I’ll take the floor