#mlp shadowbolt

[neonishe]

Another commission!!!

[wolfshystuff]

Shadow5 incorret quotes

*Sunny × Soursweet*

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Sunny: wow! That was quick thinking on that phony sacrifice stuff

Sugarcoat: oh that was all real

Soursweet: wait, YOU WERE TRYING TO HELP THEM KILL US!?!?

Sugarcoat: if i'm gonna be sacrificed, i'm gonna do it right

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Sugarcoat: You’re alive.

Sunny: No need to sound so disappointed.

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Indigo: so... what's going on?

Sunset: you want the short version or the long version?

Sunny: the short one, i guess?

Sunset: shit's fucked

Lemon: oh. Well, yeah, thats definitely not an optimal situation

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Lemon: We're having a moment, aren't we?

Soursweet: if by "a moment" you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then i guess we are

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Lemon: If you were an ice cream flavour, what favour would you be?

Sugarcoat: Vanilla

Indigo: Vanilla? You basic bitch!

Indigo: If i was an ice cream flavour i would be pistacchio!

Sunny: Because nobody likes you?

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Sunny: are you mad?

Sugarcoat/Soursweet: no.

Indigo: so sharpening your knives at 3 a.m. is just an hobby?

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Sugarcoat , pointing at 2 people: we need to distract them

Soursweet: leave it to me

*Some times later*

Sunny: Sour! We said distract them not knock them out!!

Soursweet: What i was meant to do?! They were asking too many question and they got to my nerves!

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Mane7 defeating a villain be like:

Sunset: we're going to defeat you with the power of friendship!

Shadow5 defeating a villain be like:

Soursweet , holding an arrow: we're going to defeat you with the power of violence!

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Sunny: God give me the patience

Lemon: i think you mean "give me strenght"?

Sunny: if god gave me strenght you'd be dead

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Sunny: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Everyone else:

Sugarcoat: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

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Lemon , talking about the rainboom: Stop saving the world and get a hobby.

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Soursweet: I have lots of friends!

Indigo: Name one

Soursweet: Well, there's-

Sugarcoat: Name one you haven't gotten angry at

Soursweet: Hey! Thats not fair, then there isn't any!

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Lemon: hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it's doing?

Sugarcoat: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language

Lemon:

Lemon: water you doing

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Soursweet: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Lemon: that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Sunny: I am the most responsible person in the group.

Sugarcoat: …You just set the kitchen on fire.

Sunny: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that

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*Twilight is considering cancelling plans with Timber, and the shadow5 are advising her on what to do*

Sunny: Just don't go.

Lemon: Say you’re ill!

Indigo: Pretend to break your leg.

Soursweet: Really break your leg!

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Sunny: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Soursweet: I absolutely fucking do not.

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Soursweet: i'm not funny, i'm just really mean amd people think i'm joking

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Soursweet: WHO THE FUCK-

Sunny: Whoa, language!

Soursweet: I speak fucking English!

Sunny:

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Soursweet: Violence is not the answer

Sunny: wow i can't believe you of all people really sai-

Soursweet: is the question and the answer is always yes!

Sunny: ...

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Sunny: *blushing* i really like you...

Soursweet: Why?! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!

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Sunny: fine, i like Soursweet any thought?

Sugarcoat: and pray, you're gonna need it

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Soursweet: i love you

Sunny , not paying attention: what was that?

Soursweet , blushing: I SAID I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZoO- !

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Sunny: Why aren’t you sleeping?

Soursweet: I’m too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Sunny.

Sunny:

Soursweet: ...The nightmares.

Sunny , wrapping their arms around her: Awwww, sweetie-

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