Minor: Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
Anna: …you’re putting it in cold water?
Kiki: Minor! Answer the question, Minor!
Minor: Yeah? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it into hot water to speed up the… teaification process. Didn’t realize there was an actual reason.
Kiro: You don’t have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??
MC/Youran: Why are you… putting it in the microwave… to BOIL it??
Kiro: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?!
MC/Youran: It takes less than a minute!!
Kiro: Miss Chips is your stovetop powered by the FREAKING SUN!?!
MC/Youran: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat. And it boils in like, 2 minutes. Less than that and you use a saucepan.
Gavin: You’re putting the whole mug on the stove? ON MEDIUM HEAT?? Your stove is enchanted.
Victor: Every single person in this room is an absolute idiot…
Lucien: (Internally seething) Do none of you own a kettle.
