#mmalikovs

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So while @ringingallover and @toshikosatos were here with @tony-lattimer and I, they/we ended up getting pizza like three nights in a row. The first night I wasn't there for because I was busy being ill, but they wrote in the special instructions part of the order "draw Jar-Jar Binks." The delivery person showed up and said "sorry, we're hecka busy so I didn't have time to draw the Jar." 

 So I get there the next night and we order more pizza, hoping maybe they'll do it this time. Nope. 

 Night 3 and we're starting to lose hope, but we ask once again. We're all sitting around the hotel saying things like "it probably won't happen but WHAT IF." We swarm the door when we hear the knock. A very nice but perplexed delivery person is standing there, with a pizza box bearing a drawing of Jar-Jar. "OH MY GOD THANK YOU" we say, giving her twice the tip we were going to because someone finally followed our stupid request. "I'm not a very good artist," she said, "but I did my best...if that's really what you wanted." We asked if this was the weirdest thing she'd done today. "Someone else wanted the frog meme on their box, I dunno." 

 And so we thanked her profusely and went to celebrate the culmination of three nights of waiting.

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OH I should tell y’all about what my friends did to me last weekend lmao

so if you followed me in the last ~year and a half you haven’t seen too much of all of my friends being assholes to me about Cars, which I hate, but this is a joke that’s been going on for like 3 goddamn years. Here is the tag on Marissa’s blog which will show you some of the things they have done to me.

so, okay, they haven’t done anything to me in a while, which should have told me some shit was gonna go down when @ringingallover​ and @toshikosatos​ / @mmalikovs​ came to visit @tony-lattimer​ and me last week.

Cassie says “hey, so we decided that we’re gonna celebrate your birthday now since all of us are together. I made you a cake!” this should have been my first clue but I am not a clever man.

So we get back to the hotel and Cassie shows me this little pink and yellow cake she’s made, which has my name on it, and she was like “yeah we didn’t have that many frosting colors so I had to use these” and I was like “aw it’s totally fine this is so sweet” because I am an imbecile lmao

Marissa hands me a plastic knife she had from the plane and I go to cut into it, and Cass says “no no, you should cut it into four equal pieces” and I was like “sure whatever” and I get about a quarter inch into the damn thing when I feel something inside the cake, and that’s when I remember that Cass has had this sitting on her dresser for literally months and HAS SHOWED IT TO ME AND TOLD ME SHE HAD A PLAN FOR IT

so in conclusion, my friends made me a goddamn stripper cake with Mater in it.